Atlanta student 1 of 7 charged in SAT cheating scandal (paid between $1,500 and $2,500 for each)

WRDW ^ | 9/27/11

[Kenny Bunk]

The SATs have been so dumbed-down that it is entirely possible we might screw them up. Then there is the political aspect:
Question:
"How many board feet of # 1 timber can Logger Ed get from an ancient elder of Mother Gaia's pristine redwood forest if the tree he sacrifices for greed is 211 feet high?"
Answer:
"None. Logger Ed is in Federal custody awaiting trial after arrest by ATF Agent Tawanda Chameeka Gomez. The judge, Ching Efféd Yu, has granted Tawanda a continuance, while he and she undergo transgender surgery at the Barack Hussein Obama Memorial Hospital and Birthplace in Honolulu."

I would have gotten that one wrong.

[Pollster1]

He’s probably academically brilliant, but I would not hire him for anything. Ever.

[Tax-chick]

I saw that, too ... that’s why it came to mind.

[Tax-chick]

Pretty impressive.