Dateline: January 21, 2013
"Thank you for coming in to Temp Help Inc., Mr. Obama. We have reviewed your application and quite frankly, while we find you have charisma and can read a teleprompter fairly well, we cannot find anything in our extensive list of available entry level positions that you are qualified to do."
With apologies to Seinfeld
Guy in Green: I mean what are you thinking about Barry.. Marriage?.. Family??..
Barry: Well...
Guy in Green:: They are prisons.. Man made prisons!?.. Your doin' time!! You get up in the morning.. she's there.. you go to sleep at night.. she's there.. it's like you have to ask permission to use the bathroom.." is it alright if i use the bathroom now??"
Barry: Really??
Guy in Green: Yeaaa.. and you can forget about watching T.V. while your eating..
Barry:: Why?..
Guy in Green: Because it's dinner time.. and you know what you do at dinner?
Barry: What??
Guy in Green: You talk about your day!?.. "How was your day today?.. did you have a good day today or a bad day today?..
well what kind of day was it..??.. well.. i don't know what kinda of day did you have?.."
Barry: Wow.. I'm glad we had this talk..
Guy in Green: OHHH.. You have no idea!!