[KingofZion]

No doubt Al Queda has a kitchen somewhere in Pakistan. On the plus side, they'll probably die of radiation sickness before they product anything toxic.

[struggle]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0194426/

[bwc2221]

Don't try this at home kids.

[dfwgator]

A Swedish man who was arrested after trying to split atoms in his kitchen said Wednesday he was only doing it as a hobby.

May I suggest, taking up knitting instead?

[wastedyears]

Nevermind he could give radiation poisoning to anyone he comes into contact with, or nuked his own apartment. Fines and a year in prison is just peachy.

[GraceG]

Do it yourself IKEA Nuclear reactor, LOL

[6SJ7]

Sounds like the “Radioactive Boy Scout”

[VanDeKoik]

Photo of the perp?

[citizen]

I was invisioning a guy w/ an ax whacking at the atom on his table top...”Dam**t, just missed it that time!”

[JaguarXKE]

He should just order the “Smash-o-matic” from Ronco.

[Lockbar]

“hold mu beer and watch this....”

[Professional]

“Kom out wit yer 4 handen upp!”

[Lazlo in PA]

I guess his cleaver wasn't sharp enough to split them properly.

[Lazamataz]

Hold muh quantum cat and watch this.

[Hacklehead]

I suggest he try fusion instead of fission.

[End Times Sentinel]

Only later did he realize it might not be legal and sent a question to Sweden's Radiation Authority, which answered by sending the police.

A couple of basic rules violated here:

Never ask a question if you might not want to hear the answer.
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.

[JoeProBono]

[Paladin2]

"....sent a question to Sweden's Radiation Authority, which answered by sending the police. "

Another example of how the gov't is not there to help you.

[dfwgator]

Split Peas, Not Atoms!

[bigbob]

well at least it kept him out of the tavern...

[Slump Tester]

Was that WRONG?

Should he have not tried to split atoms in his kitchen?