Why Obama Should Be Re-Elected

Pajamas Media ^ | 8/1/2011 | Frank J. Fleming

[IbJensen]

How would you feel if you were trying to get the one open register position at Walmart and then found out you were up against the former president of the Unites States of America? What chance would you have there?”

For any job other than cashier, I’d say your chances would be better than average. But for the cashier position, it might be tough. Obama is good at taking other people’s money.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Yeah! Obama for president...wait, do I have to think about what I just read? Huh?

[knarf]

I know it's humor ... and I like to think I can laugh at humor ... but it just doesn't work, here .... nor there.

ozero is an evil bastard and needs to 'go home'

[all the best]

He might be good at taking other people’s money but at Walmart you have to give good value in return. That might be a problem. He wouldn’t last a day. He’d just take the money.

[COBOL2Java]

...remember how he said he was going to pass a big stimulus and keep unemployment from being 8%? Well, he passed his stimulus, and now unemployment… is not 8%.

LOL

[Albion Wilde]

This is LOL-hilarious! Unfortunately, it will bring out all of FR’s “joke explainers.”

[bboop]

Truly, the humor does not work here. Obama is evil.

[Albion Wilde]

You will love this ping!

[IbJensen]

Poor li’l’ orphank. He doesn’t have a family except his free-loading Aunt in NYC and a half brother in Kenya living in a shack making $1 per day Keeping his brothers birthplace as a sparking shine.

[bcsco]

Obama would have no problem asking “Do you want to apply for a Wal-Mart charge card today?” But that’s as far as his expertise would help him as cashier. He’d be better off rounding up the carts. After all, he’s been a community organizer...

[Joann37]

Cute!

[Hacklehead]

Obama killed Osama, without any help from the military, or the CIA. Didn’t even need a gun. Strangled him with his bare hands. Had time left over for a game of golf. El Jeffe es muy macho.

[Celerity]

It’s cute.. But I know people who actually think similar to this. I also know anarchists who would love to re-elect him to hasten their “bust it up” agenda.

[ExTexasRedhead]

Inside FYI?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5INFAuM1xI&feature=youtu.be

[jivin gene]

“Obama is good at taking other people’s money.”

The hell with having to learn how to count. Too much like work.

[Joann37]

You’re right - those of us here recognize it as satire, but certainly his “base” finds these very attributes reason to vote for him.

God help us!

[Svartalfiar]

Ooohh.. Dark humor :)

[exit82]

K, it’s a good day. You are posting again.

We missed you here.

Thanks for the video—confirms a lot of what has been heard anecdotally.

Get some popcorn—this baloney called the debt deal will hopefully have a short shelf life. The fireworks should be entertaining.

Here in DE, I have two Dem Senators and one Dem Congressman.

They haven’t voted for one of these debt bills.

For the first time, I find myself in agreement with them, but for wildly different reasons.

[cashless]

Thanks for something that brought little smiles to my face. After the past week of angst it was refreshing. And yes, the other side uses these same observations as sacrosanct proof he kept his promises but they have no sense of humor. Nihilism is no laughing matter and carried to its ultimate end yields, well, no matter.

[Albion Wilde]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5INFAuM1xI&feature=youtu.be

Awesome! LOL!