Posted on 07/07/2011 12:17:33 PM PDT by The Magical Mischief Tour
That’s pretty funny.
Poor guy fell for the Kenyan scam letter:
Dear Ikenna Njoku,
I am a high ranking official of the United States and am looking for individuals to help me move money out of the U.S. Treasury and send it to people like yourself, seeking a better life. In order to participate in this plan, I need you to send me your bank account number and I will deposit the amount of $8,463.21 in your checking account, without any risk to yourself, whatsoever.
I hope to hear from you urgently, because Republican legislators are trying to close down this plan before I completely bankrupt the entire country. Time is of the essence. Answer immediately.
Respectfully Yours,
Barack Hussein Obama
Resident of the United States
A democrat in Dallas got busted a while back for identifying himself as Roadway Express and trying to cash a check made out to the same. lol
Note the timing. What’s the statute of limitations for civil actions in Washington? If it’s one year, I suspect a strong letter and a media campaign (as is obviously going on) is probably the only approach that’d be effective.
If he’s still within the Washington statute, that “letter” was probably a demand letter. The fact that he got a response from their PR department instead of the legal department makes me think the first situation’s probably it. In that case, they’ll most likely pay him to go away.
Loss of my job, false imprisonment, impounding my car, I would have been in a lawyer’s office on Monday, preferably the most vicious, unethical shark in town, I’m talking a John Edwards clone.
Something doesn’t make sense. His account was closed for bad checks? Yet they only took $600 to cover checks and there was still over $8000 in the account. Doesn’t sound overdrawn to me. If his account was back in the black, it doesn’t follow that they’d bother to close the account.
banks really are in teh stone age.
SUE THE BACHELOR’S CHILDREN ! ! ! ! !
I didn’t know that Kafka was an American.
This is the incompetence that I expect from Chase. Yes, I am a former Chase customer. First they acquired Texas Commerce Bank, which was a decent outfit, and they left it alone. But after a while they had to get rid of the local identity, and place it under the Chase identity. Eventually the whole company was evident as a Charlie Foxtrot. Chase started sending statements to an address I had lived six years previously and refused to correct the situation.
This person’s experience is far worse than mine. He should get the most vicious shark lawyer he can find.
It's three years. Lawyer is taking a "be nice approach" in getting a settlement. When Chase blows it off, the real lawsuit will begin and the lawyer can tell a jury that his client tried to be reasonable and Chase just ignored a little guy. What better way than that to get a jury to make a big award?
You just made me spit out my water from laughing, LOL.
It sounds like he was in the hole $600 when the bank closed his account. And then when his automatic deposit tax refund showed up they took the $600 they were owed and sent him a cashiers check for the what was left.
I closed a checking account at Jay Pee Morgan /Taxpayer / Chase. I was treated like a p.o.s.
Fraud 3yr, libel or slander 2yr.
http://www.statuteoflimitations.net/washington_statute_of_limitations.htm
Banks work hard to get you to bounce checks. They cover them for a $25 to $50 charge. It’s just about the most profitable line of business in a bank. One ATM withdraw which will give you the money you asked for even if it’s not there, will domino into a $500 bill in a hurry if you forgot an autodraft for your car insurance payment hits your account. The banks will even putt an autodraft into limbo if it gives them the contractual opportunity to structure your debits to hit your account in just the right order to maximize their fees. They have a computer software program to do just that.
Every one on this forum understands that bankers are federal government snoops right? This is a great overview:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_Secrecy_Act#Suspicious_Activity_Report_.28SAR.29
This banker was doing a commendable job.
More and more industries and occupations now have have required government snooping and reporting requirements. But I am sure many on this forum subscribe to the “if you didn’t do anything wrong you don’t have to worry” philosophy.
This could have been drug money right? It could have helped save someone from addiction and crime.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.