They could at least ban those painful goldfish circumcisions.
I can kill a kid, but I cannot circumcise him. Got it.
I can eat a fish, which I do all the time, but I cannot keep one alive. Got it.
Liberalism...that is some wild wacky stuff there. It is like they live on LSD.
Looks like no “A Fish Called Wanda II”.
Come on San Andreas!
YOU ARE ENTERING SAN FRANCISCO
Please Be Aware That Everything
That Is Not Banned
Is Mandatory.
Have A Nice Day!
Just wait until Lady Gaga comes out wearing nothing but a coat made of Goldfish in plastic containers. Goldfish will be back in vogue.
Then some pervert politician will come out of the closet and announce that he had sex with a KOI. Fish dealers will make millions after that.
The old saying “Is that a trout in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?” also will be back in vogue.
Calling Anthony Weiner! Calling Anthony Weiner!
WHEN THEY PRY THEM FROM MY COLD, DEAD, FISH TANK.
LOL, those San Fransicko Nazis are busy!
But if you say you love your gold fish, and declare your love an orientation ... Then they will give you a marrige license. And if they make you an illegal gold fish and you sneak into SF, then they will give you an identity card that is good for any library, school, and voters registration.
But, if your purchase is premeditated you're free to go.
Next in line? Lettuce.
They have found that the tiny seeds are actually humiliated by being buried alive in the dirt! They have water poured on them in a form of vegetarian waterboarding. In self defense, they explode and push little green things out of the ground. But then they continue to have water thrown on them and in between watering they are force to sit under the blazing sun. And just as they are reaching the prime of their lives, they are beheaded jihad-styel by disease-ridden mexicans, thrown into bags, and driven across the country in trucks as if they were illegal immigrants. After enduring unimaginable sufferings in the capitalist hell of the food marketing system, they are eaten—slashed to bits by knive, forks, and carnivorous-looking teeth, only to be swallowed and turn into fecal matter.