Posted on 05/05/2011 8:24:10 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
Here is the result of my intense investigation into this police action. The force was led by Jessica Lynch, the former truck driver, captured and rescued during GW2. She was closely supported by a diverse set of commandos: 2 openly gay, 1 transexual, 1 transgendered, 1 gender confused, 2 Iman wannabes, 2 illegal aliens, 3 white males prominently displaying membership in the white guilt society, and 10 counselors/faith healers. They entered the compound using variety of non lethal restraints and pacification methods. When the unit confronted the Sheik, he was disarmed and ultimately died of laughter and hiccups.
My mind is failing me, I actually had forgotten all about legged resistance, in fact I still can’t remember anything about it. Just what was it Patton said?
You know, there's this nagging thought I have that Obama is going to milk it as much as he can and then throw the SEALs under the bus with a grim-faced report, "After the initial euphoria of the raid wore off, it became increasingly clear to me that we were being misled in the details of the raid. Based on that, I directed a high-level interagency investigative team that reported directly to me to find out the truth. The results are frankly disturbing and I have taken swift action to punish the wrongdoers. I am also requiring an overhaul of our policies and procedures for these types of operations. I have set deadline of 30 days from now for me to receive the full report and new set of guidelines. I am personally committed to making the necessary changes. I want to assure the world that the United States does not condone and will not tolerate this."
It is so easy to see him doing that.
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