JAPAN - How Illegal Aliens are Handled

Terebi Tokyo ^ | April 15th, 2011 | Mr. This Freeper

[BobL]

“The (random) receiving country (e.g., Iran, Red China, Russia) would in all probability simply refuse entry, and simply send the illegal alien back to Australia.”

That was exactly my first thought upon reading that. If only it was so easy to throw illegals on a plane and be done with them...

[dennisw]

That comment was in the past tense or should have been. It used to be that easy to get rid of visa-overstayers say 20 years ago. To hustle them onto an airplane and out of Japan

[dennisw]

It would be nearly impossibly to over stay a visa anyway since the country is over 98% native Japanese and nobody would hire or rent to an “outsider” without a valid visa anyway.>>>>>>>>>>>

In fact there are illegal immigrants in J-Land and they work in restaurants and construction and other shadowy sectors where you can be paid cash same as in America. But the Japanese have pride so their illegal immigrant problem is one-hundredth what ours is. I’ll bet they bring in lots of foreigner contract workers to rebuild earthquake/tsunami areas and some will try to stay behind

[BobL]

“That comment was in the past tense or should have been. It used to be that easy to get rid of visa-overstayers say 20 years ago. To hustle them onto an airplane and out of Japan”

I suspect that it was a bit more formal than that...but I get the point. In any case, I remember when I looked into going there 20 years or so ago, they required that you show a return air ticket before you got past passport control...like you say, they did not mess around.

[Publius6961]

I don't see how they can inspire fantasies of a pure American race.

I can.
It just requires legal Mexican immigrants to actually look forward to American citizenship, by first embracing the American language and culture.

[Ronin]

I like it that way.

[cunning_fish]

In fact I think subtitles are not much correct.
I think I first saw a video years ago on TV but they write a guy has a visa expired by 2010.

[Las Vegas Dave]

Interesting video, thanks for posting.

But something was missing, the tune “Bad boy, bad boy, watcha gonna do, when they come for you...” !

[Eaker]

Thanks for posting this! Also thanks for posting it in full with a direct link to the video and none of that blog pimp crap.

Good job and the translations are very funny!

[Eaker]

In fact I think subtitles are not much correct.

Well, I think they are very accurate.

(Do I speak Japanese? Well no.)

[PGalt]

Thanks for the ping; post. Cool chase scenes. Never try to outrun a marathoner cop.

[TheOldLady]

How to handle an illegal alien.

BUMP

[gaijin]

I want you to TELL me which parts I got wrong.

OK?

You tell me that. I’m waiting.

[cunning_fish]

Due to a subtitles chicom alien has his visa expired last year (2010).
And I think I’ve seen this video earlier than 2010 already.
In fact it is just my assumption. I don’t speak Japanese. Correct me if I wrong.

[gaijin]

Tsunami hell as viewed from Hilltop high-school (English subtitled):

I subtitled the video into English for you guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3-E4lA0jwc

[Trod Upon]

You missed the point (i.e., that the Japanese don’t hire or rent to people who can’t prove they belong there). Unscrupulous Americans are a huge part of our illegal alien problem.