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BREAKING NEWS: Coca Cola Recipe 'Discovered'
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Posted on 02/14/2011 7:08:52 PM PST by Nachum
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Someone posted the recipe in the comments below...
2 parts WD-40
3 parts battery acid
1 part donky urine
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:09:00 PM PST
by
Nachum
To: Nachum
I didn’t know they had corn syrup back then.
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:11:22 PM PST
by
VeniVidiVici
(Only two things come from Texas and I see you're wearing an "I Heart Austin" t-shirt)
To: Nachum
You forgot the sugar.
24 parts sugar
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:11:28 PM PST
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain & proud of it: Truly Supporting the Troops means praying for their Victory!)
To: Nachum
Don’t forget the cocaine...
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:14:01 PM PST
by
fhayek
To: Nachum
What about cocaine? The rumor has long had it that the very early version of Coke contained some, which was why it was so habit forming.
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:14:05 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: xzins
Good for removing rust too!
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:14:47 PM PST
by
luv2ndamend
(Same party, different letter.)
To: Nachum
This was on This American Life over the weekend. Hardly 'breaking' news.
Listen to the segment here.
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:15:55 PM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: luv2ndamend
and it sure helps Rum hit the spot
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:16:13 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi Mom!!! <sarc>)
To: Yo-Yo
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:17:15 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi Mom!!! <sarc>)
To: Cicero
You have to add your own cocaine to it now. If you put in too much , your throat will become anesthetized and you will drown while taking the pause that refreshes. Or is that Pepsi?.
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:19:49 PM PST
by
kbennkc
(For those who have fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.)
To: Yo-Yo
I only posted that way because that is the title as Fox printed it. The mods don’t appreciate it when I edit a title :(
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:20:09 PM PST
by
Nachum
(The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
To: al baby
Cocaine-flavored drink. I’d like to know the 20th Century Congressional idiots who banned it.
Give me back MUH CLASSIC COKE!!!
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:20:49 PM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: al baby
Multi-purpose liquid! Jack likes coke too!
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:21:03 PM PST
by
luv2ndamend
(Same party, different letter.)
To: al baby
I’m drinking Barq’s Diet Root Beer this days Al. Will you be at the races this weekend?
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:21:35 PM PST
by
tubebender
(The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in Eureka...)
To: Nachum
Remember the old Coke jingle?
“Have a coke and a smile”
You were smiling from the cocaine originally in it.
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:21:50 PM PST
by
diverteach
(If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
To: VeniVidiVici
What about carbonation?
Anyway, formula or no formula Coca-Cola will never be what it once was.
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:22:20 PM PST
by
oyez
(The difference in genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.)
To: Nachum
Leave it to Fox to over dramatize things. This has been ‘discovered’ long ago.
And I find it hard to believe that someone can’t do the revere engineering thing on a can of coke.
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:22:31 PM PST
by
mewykwistmas
("If the Egyptians are hungry, let them eat ethanol")
To: Nachum
Not sure if it an urban myth or not but I thought the recipe was kept in some sort of secret vault with armed guards and the whole bit. Corporations are serious about this stuff.. I wouldn’t want to be the one saying that I had the recipe. Just a thought.
To: diverteach
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:23:03 PM PST
by
Nachum
(The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
To: Nachum
BTW, it was originally served by fountain at the town pharmacy.
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posted on
02/14/2011 7:23:24 PM PST
by
diverteach
(If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
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