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1. Call Wasilla and humbly ask SARAH for an audience.
2. Put on hat marked 'HUMBLE' fly to Alaska.
3. Put hat in hand...knock on SARAH'S DOOR...
4. HUMBLY ask her to caucus with Michelles Bachman and Malkin, Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Rush, Victor David Hanson and John Bolton.
5. Do what they tell you to do.
RESULT: YOU'LL BE FINE AND THE USA WILL BE EVEN FINER...
No charge.