Posted on 02/09/2011 5:04:34 PM PST by fatima
Dang that global warming.
I hope everyone is staying warm!
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Jimmy Buffet - “Margaritaville”
Semisonic - “Closing Time”
Don’t Come Home A Drinkin’(With Lovin’ On Your Mind) - Loretta Lynn
Drinkin’ Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee - Various
Don’t Take My Whiskey Away From Me - Wynonie Harris
Quiet Whiskey - Wynonie Harris
There Stands the Glass - Webb Pierce
The Piano Has Been Drinking(Not Me) - Tom Waits
Here Comes A Regular - The Replacements
Barstool Mountain - Johnny Paycheck/Moe Bandy
The Bottle - Gil Scott Heron
One More For My Baby(And One More For the Road) - Frank Sinatra
There’s A Tear in My Beer - Hank Williams
I Gotta Get Drunk - Willie Nelson
What’s the Use of Getting Sober (When You’re Gonna Get Drunk Again)- Louis Jordan
I Aint Drunk - Jimmy Liggins
Tequila - The Champs
Pass The Booze - Ernest Tubb
Bloodshot Eyes - Wynonie Harris
Bubbles In My Beer - Bob Wills
Intoxicated Man - Serge Gainsbourg
Rye Whiskey - Various/Tex Ritter
A Six Pack To Go - Hank Thompson
Gin and Juice - Snoop Dogg/The Gourds
Tonight the Bottle Let Me Down - Merle Haggard
Drunk - Jimmy Liggins
In Heaven There Is No Beer - Traditional
Hey Bartender - Floyd Dixon
Gin House Blues - Nina Simone
Let Me Go Home Whiskey - Amos Milburn
Rhythm and Booze - Corky Jones(Buck Owens)
Who Drank My Beer (While I Was In the Rear) - Various/Dave Bartholomew
Whiskey You’re the Devil - Traditional/Clancy Brothers
Bloody Mary Morning - Willie Nelson
If Drinking Don’t Kill Me - George Jones
One Mint Julep - trad/sarah vaughan
Fifteen Beers - Johnny Paycheck
Sloppy Drunk - Jimmy Rogers
Sally MacLennane - Pogues
I Got Juiced - Jimmy McCracklin
I Like Beer - Tom T. Hall
Whiskey Do Your Stuff - Louis Jordan
Wine Women and Whiskey - Papa Lightfoot
Who Threw the Whiskey In The Well - Wynonie Harris
Swinging Doors - Merle Haggard
Let’s Go Get Stoned - Ray Charles
On Tap, In The Can, Or In the Bottle - Hank Thompson
Wine Wine Wine - Floyd Dixon
Two Six Packs - Away Dave Dudley
Whiskey River - Willie Nelson
Mountain Dew - Trad
Bad Bad Whiskey - Amos Milburn
I Think I’ll Just Stay Here And Drink - Merle Haggard
Misery and Gin - Merle Haggard
Pop A Top - Jim Ed Brown
Pabst Blue Ribbon - Untamed Youth
Roadhouse Blues - The Doors
Six Pack - Black Flag
She Said - Hazil Adkins
Whiskey Heaven - Fats Domino
Booze Party - Three Aces and A Joker
Give Me A Red Hot Mama and An Ice Cold Beer - Smiley Maxdon
The Whiskey Makes You Sweeter - Laura Cantrell
Day Drinkin’ - Dave Dudley and Tom T. Hall
Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffet
Rum and Coke - Professor Longhair
When I’m Drinking - Champion Jack Dupree
Dim Lights, Thick Smoke And Loud Loud Music - Various/Vern Gosdin
She’s Acting Single, I’m Drinking Doubles - Gary Stewart
Whiskey Bottle - Uncle Tupelo
I’m at Home Getting Hammered(While She’s Out Getting Nailed) - Banjo and Sullivan
Jack Daniels If You Please - David Allen Coe
Gonna Drink Milwaukee - Dry Charlie Walker
Last Night - The Mar-Keys
Looped - Calvin Bose
My Baby Got Drunk - Paul “Wine” Jones
Good Old Mountain Dew - Grandpa Jones
Let’s Get Drunk Again - Bo Carter
Hangover Tavern -Hank Thompson
One Shot - Mono Men
The King Is Gone - George Jones
I Got Loaded - Peppermint Harris
What A Way To Die - Pleasure Seekers
It Was The Whiskey Talkin’ (Not Me) - Jerry Lee Lewis
Kiss Me I’m Shitfaced - Dropkick Murphys
Alligator Wine - Screaming Jay Hawkins
Wasted - Black Flag
Two More Bottles of Wine - Delbert McClinton
Little Streams of Whiskey(The Dying Hobo) - Traditional
The Wild Rover - Traditional
Blues Plus Booze - Stonewall Jackson
Stomp Them Grapes - Mel Tillis
Too Drunk to F@*$ - Dead Kennedys
Green Beer - Scrawl
Yup, thank goodness for gore bull warming. If that wasn’t here, we’d all be frozen to death this winter.
The news had a report about some locale in Oklahoma that recorded the lowest temp ever for the entire state.
We were drinking a drink called...”Nippers”.
Now, I like to drink on occasion (now much rarer) and I have a pretty high capacity before strangers can tell I am intoxicated. I don’t get nasty (so I am told) I just laugh a lot more...:)
So, we are down on the beach, drinking these Nippers, and I have no idea what is in them. At least two types of liquor, with some kind of juice or sweet liquid.
Anyway, I had two or three of these, and I thought they were pretty good. When the next round came down to us, three of the group said theirs didn’t taste like they had any alcohol in them.
I gallantly volunteered to walk back up the the bar and have the bartender check them out.
If you have ever told a bartender something like that, they usually grab a swizzle straw, trap some and taste it or something like that.
In this case, without hesitation, the bartender turned around, grabbed two gallon jugs of some kind of booze (guessing rum and vodka) and proceeded to simply fill the cups...he looked up as he did it, and said “Say When.”
I bought the drinks back down, and the folks said they didn’t want them, so...can’t let them go to waste...they have to go down SOME hatch, right?
We decided to walk up to the...er...bar...if that is what it could be called, and I gathered up two folding chairs and a bag so my arms were full. As I went to get up off my knees, I lost my balance and pitched forward (still kneeling)
Most Un-intoxicated people would simply let go of the items, break their fall with their hands, regather the items and keep on going.
As I toppled forward, that process simply didn’t work, and at the last moment I tucked my chin down and the crown of my head went straight into the sand.
Ouch. I was completely intoxicated at that point, though, and while I didn’t feel a thing, I could not turn my head side to side. That lasted for about three more weeks, I had an MRI that found nothing, but to this day, I have a slight grinding noise in my neck when I turn my head from side to side, though the pain is generally not an issue.
Fortunately for me, there was a woman in our group who appeared to be even more intoxicated than I was, and was not functional. I was functional, could walk and talk, but we had to carry her up the ladder from the raft into the boat. They were afraid she had alcohol poisoning.
To this day, the other people maintain that we must have had some drug slipped into our drinks, but...I don’t think so, at least not on my part.
When I heard this song, much later, though, I laughed uproariously at it. It fit the place to a “T”.
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YW!
A clink of the mugs backatcha. :-)
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Webb Pierce - There Stands the Glass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKuTeDUPljQ
A dirty olive martini with Grey Goose vodka and Frank Sinatra singing NY NY.
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Don McLean- American Pie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U
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Drink! THE STUDENT PRINCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbLl2C3ChYY
Ok I read this out at the store.We all have tears in our eyes.I love the part were you all carried the lady.Thanks for the great story:)
Ah that looks so nice.
Well breaking news it confiremd on Al Jazeera that Murbank going step down
mpoppel Michael van Poppel
Reports say Mubarak speech can come as soon as in 30 minutes
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