Cornell Police Break Up Student Snowball Fight

©2011 The Cornell Daily Sun. ^ | February 3, 2011 | By Jeff Stein

[swarthyguy]

>risked breaking the windows of Olin Library.

Well, then.

Underworked Cops.

Preening Bureaucrats.

Nannyism rampant.

Zero Tolerance.

Snowballs?

Thank You for Keeping the Peace, boys. Good Job.

[dennisw]

‘http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1555458/posts

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Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 2:01:01 PM by Behind Liberal Lines

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One mother, Kathy Zoner, is the assistant director and captain of the Cornell University Police.

The other mother, Kathleen Pasetty, is owner of a coffee shop on the Ithaca Commons.

 

 

[TankerKC]

You know, Andy went to Cornell.

Cornell is the second highest rank in the military...

[b4its2late]

[crosshairs]

That individual, Tony, M. Eng. ’11, who declined to give his last name, said police took him and told him to place his hands on the police car.

Must be a really smart kid to be going to Cornell as an 11-year-old. :=)

Well, his last name is Eng. I'd say that's Asian. So he prolly IS a smart 11 year old.

[jimt]

More “feminizing” of America. The female chief thinks students “need to be cognizant of the dangers they put others in.” In a snowball fight.

But then again, this is Cornell. My socialist ex-brother-in-law would have agreed with her - wholeheartedly.

[PLMerite]

“...a six-foot snow penis.”

There’s your problem right there.

[dead]

Send everybody here:

[Behind Liberal Lines]

I knew her name sounded familiar.

Ithaca is the City of Evil.

[Oldpuppymax]

A SNOWBALL fight. Oh...the HUMANITY!!! Wow...thank GOD the police were on the scene. Far too much major criminal activity such as this goes unreported and isn’t prevented!!!! Why if some little weasel hadn’t called the cops, think of the ramifications. All of the, uh, COLD HANDS!! Wet coats!! Disturbed snow drifts, upsetting the harmonious balance of nature. Squirrels and birds might have been frightened. At least a hundred lives were undoubtedly saved, thanks to the quick action of police and one smack-off fink.

[GeronL]

stupid liberals.

everything is a right.

You do not have a right to throw things at people without their agreement that they are indeed snow combatants and it is advisable to get that in writing.

Lazy cops are also pretty useless

[metmom]

THAT’S funny!!!

[metmom]

Definitely not a ping.

[John Valentine]

Well, his last name is Eng. I'd say that's Asian. So he prolly IS a smart 11 year old.

You are both too smart by half - at least. Tony didn't give his last name.

And, he ain't 11, either.

Tony is of indeterminate ethnicity and a mechanical engineering student expecting to graduate in 2011; i.e. he is a presently a Senior.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Sounds as if the university needs to change its name from Cornell to Corny Hell.

[Romulus]

CUPD is a knavish lad.

[tet68]

police took him and told him to place his tongue on the police car.

I can see six or eight of them with their tongues
stuck to the trunk....or better yet to the six foot
snownis.

[Moltke]

"...and nobody’s dog got shot."

Had a dog been available it probably would have been a different story.

If the students had any smarts, they would've built a snow dog to distract the cops and keep them occupied.

[Chode]

Big RED!!! feh...

[Doe Eyes]

Gosh, privileged kids blubbering that their entertainment was disrupted.

Imagine thinking they could have a snowball fight on Campus. The cops should have pulled a Kent State on em.