Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 11/27/2010 2:08:45 PM PST by Islander7
Oh it’s quite the peek into the progressive paranoid mindset...
check this out:
Ugh... I already know the answer.
What To Do If A Tea Party Family Moves Next Door To You
by CoffeeMan on Yesterday at 12:10 PM
First, don’t panic. This is important as these people have guns. Lots of guns.
You are probably worried about property values, neighborhood safety, and a general deterioration of area living conditions. While adjustments to your daily life are certainly important for your general state of quiet and peace, there are things that you can do to lessen the impact.
Step one is to begin keeping a detailed journal. I prefer to write in the morning while my mind is fresh and having had time to quietly mull over the previous day. Writing in the evening will most always lead to a level of frustration and anger from what you have recently seen that will cloud your reflections.
In addition to relating your personal feelings, use the journal to take note of more mundane happenings. Times of vehicle coming and goings, license plate numbers, descriptions of visitors.
Frequency of deliveries such as UPS are also collectable information as most deliveries to such homes will be weapon related. Ammunition, guns, militia equipment…etc. This information will be invaluable to local law enforcement agencies when something happens in your general community. It is only a matter of time.
I can’t recommend a good solid fence enough. These Tea Party People always have dogs. Usually large and dangerous. They are bred for security and often join them in the woods for their militia training. Small neighborhood children are particularly at risk and they must be taught to avoid them.
A good high fence will also help you avoid having to look at the blight your neighborhood will take on during election cycles. Tea Party homes are always covered with obscene racist yard signs. NOTE: it will do no good to place up a competing collection of Progressive candidate signs, as they will only encourage them to place even more.
Start a collection of local phone numbers to Government agencies. Keep them handy.
In addition to the important Fire, Police, and Medical, have names and contact information for such agencies as Public Health, and Code Enforcement.
Tea Party people tend to collect junk cars, trucks, or anything with wheels. Most often in a non working condition. They are quite anti-government and will most probably avoid weekly garbage pickup. Instead waiting until they have accumulated a pile large enough to put into one of the many pick up trucks that will be parked at odd angles up and down the street. They then tend to dump the garbage into secluded natural forests, wetlands etc. If possible, follow them and photograph their dumping. They care not for the environment.
A security system that feeds video directly onto the internet is your best bet to record activities.
Cameras mounted on top of your house that show not only the house, but the street as well. Print out individual photos and create a wall to gather information and place specific information on the individuals.
Talk with others at local Progressive meetings and share information. You will be surprised to find others like yourself that you can compare information with. In this way you will be able to generate a greater base of information and actual Tea Party Cell information. They never act alone.
PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN
The Tea Party and Religion go hand in hand. Where you find one…the other is close to follow.
Protecting your children from not only the physical danger of being in close constant contact with Tea Party people, is but one of the many new challenges you will face.
Sundays deserve a particular note of caution. You will begin to notice and have to explain to children about their behavior of dress on Sundays and a general spate of activity at the residence. Tea Party people are fairly “worked up” after attending one of their racist religious meetings. It is a time for them to spread their magic and meet in small groups to plan.
http://electionink.com/entry.php/113-Our-Duty-as-Americans-to-Report-Anti-Obama-Statements
Oh, the white folks hate the black folks,
And the black folks hate the white folks.
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule.
But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week,
Lena Horne and Sheriff Clarke are dancing cheek to cheek.
It’s fun to eulogize
The people you despise,
As long as you don’t let ‘em in your school.
Oh, the poor folks hate the rich folks,
And the rich folks hate the poor folks.
All of my folks hate all of your folks,
It’s American as apple pie.
But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week,
New Yorkers love the Puerto Ricans ‘cause it’s very chic.
Step up and shake the hand
Of someone you can’t stand.
You can tolerate him if you try.
Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics,
And the Catholics hate the Protestants,
And the Hindus hate the Muslims,
And everybody hates the Jews.
But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week,
It’s National Everyone-smile-at-one-another-hood Week.
Be nice to people who
Are inferior to you.
It’s only for a week, so have no fear.
Be grateful that it doesn’t last all year!
This is a joke, right? It’s impossible that anyone can be this cartoonish, right?
I had to check twice to make sure this wasn’t one of John Semmens masterful satires.
John, Reality has beaten you THIS TIME.
ping John Semmens
Looks more like one of the FBI’s TOP TEN MOST WANTED.
Oh, my.
I opened your link. If this guy means it, he is “certifiable”. Either that or he has a mighty potent stash of something and he hasn’t change his bong water for years.
Obama ist Arschlock.
eh....could be a bad attempt at satire?...the whole site is cartoonishly over the top...
http://electionink.com/entry.php/110-The-World-is-Watching
No this is not for real. This is a satire. Lame satire but a satire none the less
What a complete totalitarian whack job this ‘thing’ is. Liberalism truly is a disease.
Great post and thread. Thanks to all. Coffee should be ground.
Life, liberty and the pursuit and destruction of totalitarians.
**..could be a bad attempt at satire?...the whole site is cartoonishly over the top...**
could very well be, but,unfortunately, Many of the Libs in my town would consider these examples as a “Reasoned Response”..
In other words, I know libs that this stuff would make PERFECT SENSE!!
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I don’t know if you had told me 40 years ago that our kids would be taught that homosexuality is normal and it is okay to be gay I wouldn’t have believed it, but now?
Obama is an incompetent marxist jihadist symp traitorous puke.
OK, report me, azzhats.
To the guy with sand in his vagina...
“Piss on obama. His wife reminds me of the “wookie” from Star Wars. Report that, dingleberry”...
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