Posted on 11/16/2010 11:43:32 AM PST by La Lydia
What he is talking about, of course, are clueless liberals.
They’re not really a fair representation of white people.
Hey, I use sea salt!
I think it’s hilarious also, but try writing a book like this about blacks.
So do I. But not because I think of ‘France?’. It just tastes better to me.
Hey! What’s wrong with Seinfeld!?
Anthropologically interesting; first inclination is not to bother them if they aren’t hurting anyone. Then, again, do they vote?
good cheese stores, coffee bars, bookshops, art movie houses and indie bands”
Well.
I like all these things.
Problem is, I also love Wal-Mart, Target, guns and pick ups, and “low churches”. At the end of the day, I prefer to “live” in this latter category, though I like to visit the former. (I just wish the former category would never, ever ever vote!).
You ever go into a Black persons home and the first thing that meets your eye as you enter is a picture of a white hippie looking, blond hair and blue eyed Jesus!? The one that really get’s me is the picture with the ”sacred heart” on the outside of his chest. In previous times, I would ask the host (usually a family member): “who is the white hippie dude in the photo? Is he family!?” They would look at the photo and I could tell that the wheels in their mind would start to turn… then they would look at me long and hard, like they couldn’t believe I wasn’t struck dead (and probably silently praying that I would be), then and there by lightening! ...
Drinks with lots of sugar...Chicken...Getting in free at events...
....fat trashy looking white women or pasty, sweaty looking old white men. I have never understood the attraction of fine looking brothers to fat trashy looking white women or fine looking sisters to pasty sweaty looking old white men. It really must be love… which begs the question: “why can’t they find that love with each other!?”
Malcolm X said it was the appeal of the skin. Just seeing that “forbidden” white skin in the low lights was a big turn on apparently. Now as the stigma of “forbidden” has faded, so too has much of the appeal.
“It used to be a fine black man would *%$# a refrigerator.... if it was white.” Lisa Lampanelli
I love this entry:
"When white people harvests a crop it’s known as “berry picking” or “pick your own fruit.” Under these conditions, white people are expected to work leisurely with no real expectations and then they pay for the privilege to do so. In other words, berry picking is the agricultural equivalent to a private liberal arts college. It’s no surprise white people like it, because much like a liberal arts degree it feels like you’ve done real work when you really haven’t."
“Ugly sweater party!”
His website is hysterical, very astute and accurate. He really skewers urban and suburban yuppie types. I’d love to know if he’s white or not.
There is a picture of him at this Times article, and yes, he’s very white.
Definitely hilarious, but he lumps together *all* white people with coastal liberals.
Still, funny stuff.
I like cheese :-)
*I think it’s hilarious also, but try writing a book like this about blacks.*
Unnecessary. There’s an entire cable network and several nationwide magazines already dedicated to this topic.
The website also mentions Being In Love With Sarah Silverman, which I heartily endorse. She’s high on my official list of “Jewish Chicks I love.”
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