Jon Stewart Rally: Tentative Schedule Leaks

SeeBS News ^ | 10/28/2010 | Stephanie Condon

[a fool in paradise]

Don Novello is a phony priest known as Father Guido Sarduchi.

The 70s are so long ago.

[eisch]

Marines run in the rain! They would probably love watching the rain soaked libbies crying “how awful the conditions are”!Me too!

[eisch]

Marines run in the rain! They would probably love watching the rain soaked libbies crying “how awful the conditions are”!Me too!

[Argus]

The show kicks off with the national anthem Yeah, but WHICH national anthem?

THIS one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63v3PPKYWG8&feature=fvst

[Fundamentally Fair]

We shouldn’t only because the Marine Corps Marathon is being held in DC that day.

The marathon usually royally screws up traffic flow in DC. He He.

[A_Former_Democrat]

“Restoring sanity” with this bunch

ROFL

It slays me the way the left thinks they’re normal

[willk]

Mavis Staples, was that the father with the beautiful voice? If so that makes me sad he would be a part of this.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I was thinking about the spectators, family and friends who may not be Marines.

[dirtboy]

2:15: Sheryl Crow performs for five minutes, followed by speakers and guests (to be determined).

Will she announce a one-sheet limit in the porta-potties?

[sportutegrl]

Father Guido Sardoucci? D List

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Unless something happened in the last day the Dems wont have any porta-potties. Sorry all but due to the porta-potty stories I got the impression that the events were on the same day. They're not. The Marine Corps Marathon is on Sunday where the commie rally is on Saturday. The marathon organizers planned way ahead and ordered the amount of porta-potties that they needed. Now the left is making the Marines the bad guys because they wont give any up.

[BelegStrongbow]

Don Novello is better known as ‘Father Sarducci’ the entertainment reporter from SNL. So, maybe so, but the last time I saw him do anything, it was walking backwards out of Casper’s house.

[top 2 toe red]

For sure!!!

[Fiji Hill]

The show kicks off with the national anthem

This national anthem would be appropriate.

[twister881]

12:40: A comedian (to be determined) warms up the audience...

[Darkwolf377]

1:00: The show kicks off with the national anthem

Which one, The Internationale or Deutscheland Uber Alles?

1:20: Mr. Colbert enters, and two actors - Don Novello and Sam Waterston - perform readings.

Just as I expected--Stewart pushed this as some kind of satire, but seeing it get attention he's now like Colbert when he was before Congress--he's thinking "Wow, I'm being taken seriously! I could influence this election!" and he's going to use just enough 'satire' so if this thing flops he can say, "I was only kidding, gawd!"

[twister881]

Jon StewartLeibowitz: Commie FJB

[Dengar01]

The only people who watch those shows are drug addicted morons. I doubt they are going to be even awake that early since that demographic is usually out clubbing to 4AM and having random sex with strangers.

So unless they pull an all nighter or Al Sharpton brings a rent a mob I don't think they are going to have many people. I bet they are going to leave more garbage than the other commie rally.

But if the DEA is interested they probably can bust over a thousand drug users at the rally.

If they hand out souvenirs I wonder if they will give out bongs or be cheap skates and only give out rolling paper.

[Dengar01]

This is a desperate move by Jon Stewart probably on orders from Zero to try and rally the drug addicts, oops I mean youth vote.

I recommend we get these "youths" trashed give em free hard alochol so they sleep all of November 2nd. I hope they smoke enough pot that they don't wake up till November 10th. And it will also help out the local White Castles so I guess this is a way for Jon Stewart and Zero to stimulate the economy by getting pot heads to buy a dozen sliders after they smoke all of their weed.

[Islander7]

“Pray for rain..”

I’m praying for lightning.