Posted on 10/22/2010 10:55:57 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
I’ll be working ... won’t know squat until mid-day the 3rd.
Plenty of munchies, plenty of beer, possibly a pint of Jim Beam....
Should be fun.
I hope for lots of good news when I wake up in the morning November 3 and turn on the TV.
“She’s doing a re-make of her colonoscopy”
Not necessary, we already can inform her that she is full of sh#%.
I’ll probably watch a movie.
I last watched CNN in 2004, just to see Wolf Blitzer continue to pretend John Kerry was winning. I might do it again.
1. Close the polls.
2. Get the ballot box to the County Courthouse.
3. Listen to the news on the radio as I drive from the courthouse to my home.
4. Collapse into bed after having gotten up at 4:00 am and worked solid through 9:00 pm
It’s what you do on election night if you are the Election Judge.
1. Take a drink every time they call a race for a Democrat with a 2 point lead with 5% of the vote in.
2. Take a drink every time they say it's too close to call when a Republican has a 8% lead with 75% of the vote in.
3. Take a drink when they call a race for a Democrat before polls close a time zone away.
4. Take a drink every time they mention the Tea Party hurting Republicans.
5. Finish the bottle when they finally call all the Republican led races once the west coast polls close.
I may need to have an ambulance standing by.
Watching FOX news and praying like heck !!!
I want to watch a Pelosi cam and see her melt before my eyes.
How about both? ROTFL!
I am the technical election judge for my precinct. You can bet I will be watching things carefully during the day, and ensure the results are accurately transmitted to the county offices after poll closing.
I’ll be taking a long weekend in Arkansas, photographing the beautiful fall foliage. We’ll be voting early , on 10/25. I won’t be able to see anything on the election results till 11/03. I am counting on freepers to fill up multiple threads with reposts and video links to the funniest leftist reactions for me to read on Wednesday morning, when we’re back . :-D
I’ll be loading the trunk of my car with ballots I ‘Found’ just in case they are needed. Funny thing they all seem be straight Repubican voters. ;-)
Take screenshots of Uhbummer losing His pea brain as each dem is smoked..for posterity..
More likely you’ll need to have all your blood drained and replaced!
Bourbon.
Soda.
Fox News.
An occasional peek over at MSNBC.
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