Is he a "Do Bee" or a "Don't Bee"?
Posted on 10/08/2010 7:32:37 AM PDT by stillafreemind
Soooo...you're sayin' that you're an aoutlauw?
(((tingles)))
Is he a "Do Bee" or a "Don't Bee"?
So why the heck are they calling him the Honneybee Gunman?
BTW, the author obviously skipped class in 4th grade when the teacher explained not to begin a sentence with a number.
I see now why this article is so juvenile.
Eric?
A one... two— A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D’you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing...
La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.
Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It’s Eric the half a bee!
Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.
I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.
He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.
Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.
Cyril Connelly.
[whistling]
(hyperventilates)
Ahhh, better now. Do Bee indeed. That was one scary show.
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