[hoosiermama]

PIIIIIING..
Just wanted you all to know why we didn’t appreciate BO.....
Who in the h377 do they think they’re kidding?

[Iron Munro]

Obama Gump tries to speak down to "small people"

[sten]

funny... i’m a professional and i think he sounds like an uninformed moron every time he opens his mouth.

the ‘uuummm’ every 15-30 seconds is a dead give away.

[pnh102]

LOL. I guess just calling people racist doesn’t work anymore. They’re just ignorant now. :)

[rawhide]

His speech was all fluff and lofty ideas. Nothing at all was said to address the immediate problems at hand. obamma just shaked down the BP executives, the Chicago way. Now obamma can pay off his supporters with BP's money.

[Zack Attack]

Nice of him to care about “the little people”.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Bookmark.

[The Wizard]

I’ve heard of trying to cover up for someone, but this is the end.....assholes R us

[PogySailor]

“No, he really does have on invisible clothes!” said the emperors adviser.

[gogeo]

President Obama's speech on the gulf oil disaster Tuesday night was written at a 10th-grade level, which, according to analysts, may have gone over the heads of many in his audience...

Those elitist @ssholes just can't help themselves, can they?

[Fresh Wind]

Quoth Dingy Harry:

Obama had "no Negro dialect unless he wanted to have one."

Perhaps he should have delivered the speech in Ebonics. It might have been more effective.

[Jimmy Valentine]

How about instead "It was a rambling, self serving, uninformative and generally dumbazz speech"

I think even a first grader can get that one.

[Bon mots]

10th grade level?
So we know that Obama could not have written it.

Anyone who even tried to read Michelle Obama’s thesis also can see that she certainly did not write it with her 3rd grade writing skills.

Maybe his terrorist ghost writer, Ayers wrote it?

[mikey_hates_everything]

"President Obama's speech on the gulf oil disaster Tuesday night was written at a 10th-grade level, which, according to analysts, may have gone over the heads of many in his audience supporters..."

Fixed it.

[Shire]

Okay, so I pay a fortune in taxes to fund the school system and it’s turning out people who are too stupid to understand anything that is said? What the heck am I paying for?

[sergeantdave]

“”That is why just after the rig sank, I assembled a team of our nation’s best scientists and engineers to tackle this challenge — a team led by Dr. Steven Chu, a Nobel Prize-winning physicist and our nation’s secretary of energy.”

Come on, people. That sentence perfectly oozes with Harvard smarts and omniscience. Whoever wrote that deserves an extra dog biscuit and a new flea collar. Would you have preferred:

See Spot!
See Spot run.
Run, BP, run!

[Carley]

Hilarity squared

[raybbr]

From the guy's website:

The Readability Analysis of the Oval Office address appears below:

• Passive Voice — With some 13% passive constructions, the highest level measured in any major presidential address this century.  In political speaking,the passive voice is generally used to either deflect responsibility, or to have no particular ‘doer’ of an action, at least when speaking about himself or his Administration.  Otherwise, BP was the clear ‘doer’.

[Diogenesis]

[Condor51]

Language guru: Obama speech too 'professorial' for his target audience

Whatcha ya'll mean by dat?
Didn't he say, 'Free Beer'?