Posted on 06/07/2010 11:25:58 AM PDT by SwinneySwitch
Well, my dear little Democrat, that's what you get when your rival victims out-victim you.
Make more popcorn?
From "A Father's 10 Rules for Dating His Daughter"
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise:
You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
LOL.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
You don't know how many times I gave thanks that my only child was a male.
AMEN. I had two boys and would not have survived a daughter. We had a 21-year-old Pakistani girl come stay with us for a month (friend of a guy I met in Kuwait). My wife was in hysterics over the way I mother-henned that kid. I was a total wreck by time she left. I still feel that way over my grand-niece.
The Balkanization of the formerly United States continues apace. The real irony is that the White folks will be the ones to come out just fine in whatever section of the country they end up inhabiting along with the Asians probably. Once again the real victims of the Libtards will be Blacks and Hispanics who will be relegated to the Third World hell holes created by Liberalism and doomed before birth to be places of abject misery. Really, you just can’t make this stuff up. Only the Liberal mind can be this twisted and bereft of any hint of contact with reality.
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