A Complete List Of Bad Things Attributed To Global Warming

Investors.com ^ | April 5, 2010 | INVESTORS BUSINESS DAILY Staff

[FrankR]

[Pollster1]

.....There is one research paper about the world exploding from a nuclear chain reaction in the core...caused by...Global Warming!

Considering that, "the interior of the earth is extremely hot - several million degrees" - Al Gore - it wouldn't surprise me if another 0.18 degrees led to a nuclear chain reaction.

[ARepublicanForAllReasons]

No Cubs World Series victory since 1908? Well, why not blame AGW?

I blame Steve Garvey.

[TXnMA]

LOL! Every time I see that polar bear pic, I think of my son and his buddies.

In MA, to clear mall parking lots, they push the snow up into huge piles that last long after the rest of the snow is gone.

My son and his buddies invited me to meet them at one of those malls for an afternoon of offroad 4-wheeling (in abandoned gravel pits) with their SUVs and specially rigged-up plckups.

When I arrived, there was one of the guys in his short-bed Ford truck, sitting far above the other vehicles -- right atop one of those mountains of ice.

That bear appears to have that same "Hold muh beer and watch what I can do!" look... '-)

[A_perfect_lady]

I’m pretty sure my credit card debt is because of global warming. yeah, that’s the ticket.

[SierraWasp]

It’s the filthy filters that clog with so much worthless thinking and outright filthy lies and deceptions in progress!!! It’s called ASSfixIAshun!!!

[ViLaLuz]

HAA HAA HAAA! Now I know what caused those earthquakes.