Posted on 03/25/2010 6:50:58 PM PDT by zeugma
I guess these things really do come in threes.
Obama's a red, and the solvency of the United States is in the red.
It's always in the last place you put it...
Can't help with the car keys unless you have a cat. Have you asked him/her?
The missing socks, on the other hand, has been explained. From what I understand, the heat and rotational energy from the dryer, combined with the static electricity caused by the clothes tumbling around inside cause a rift in the space-time continuum. Apparently all missing socks end up somewhere on Vogon, which was the real reason they are so gung-ho about building a hyperspace bypass in this neck of the universe.
There is just so much humor waiting to be written about this Thread.
It's going to be a lot of fun to watach.
Spock: “Gas. Gas, Captain. Under impulse power she expends fuel like any other vessel. We call it ‘plasma’. But whatever the Klingon designation is it is merely ionized gas.”
Uhura: “Well what about all that equipment we’re carrying to catalog gaseous anomalies? Well the thing’s got to have a tailpipe.”
—”STVI:TUC”, Stardate 9523.8
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I have 3 cats and I’m missing 3 car keys. Coincidence? I think not!
Put a decent team on the field and I'll tune in on Sundays to watch no matter who the quarterback is. I think we just put too much stock in quarterbacks. They sure do get a lot of undue attention.
Or Obama’s birth certificate. ;-)
You seem to be forgetting how cute Tony Romo’s dimples are.
How was 90% determined if we don’t know what 100% is?
How can they find a finite per-centage of infinity?
I don’t pretend to be scientific minded, just asking.
Does the word “universe” mean “everything”?
The real question is what is on the outside of the universe?
If I put it into words, I’d just be wrong, but that never stops me. From what I understand, the universe we can observe has a finite boundry. According to most, it is also expanding. What it is expanding into, I haven’t clue #1. There would also seem to be a finite amount of “stuff” in the universe. Personally, I’ve never bought into the whole “dark matter” thing, as it just seems like hand-waving and a way to avoid saying “we don’t know”, which seems to be a failure common to most humans.
Orange jello?
Because of the rotational speed of the metal dryer drum cutting magnetic lines of force, which are everywhere,it initiates an obverse minute tear in the space-time continuum through which single socks are able to slip into the Hozone;
thus your missing socks. If you are able to reverse the rotational direction of the metal drum by the square root of 2 you will force your missing socks to return. Thank you for your attention.
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