[oldbill]

Barney, a Massachusetts Democrat, is walking down the beach in Miami and sees another old Democrat buddy.

“Bart! What are you doing here?”

Bart: “Oh, I had a fire at my business. Burned it down completely. So I got the insurance, moved down here. Been enjoying the life of liesure ever since.”

Bart, continuing: “And Barney - what are you doing down here?”

Barney: “Oh! I had a flood. Wiped me out completely. Got my insurance and moved down here to enjoy the good life.”

Bart and Barney continue the small talk for a while. Then Bart pauses, and asks: “Barney - I have a question.”

“How do you start a flood?”
****************
That used to be the end of the story. But today, Barney called his buddy Bart and asked: “Bart, how do I fake a death threat?”

[Buckeye McFrog]

I hear Sheila Jackson Lee receives ten death threats a day.
(all of them from people she shoved out of the way at airports or cashiers she insulted in checkout lines)

[little jeremiah]

Someone needs to put together a montage of violence and violent threats leftists have done over the last say 10 years. Remember the banner “We’ll support the troops when they kill their officers” or something like that? Plus all the Bushitler stuff, photos of Bush in cross hairs, and numerous other threats to Rs.

That montage needs to be sent to news outlets. Not that they’ll do anything.

This is orchestrated. I’m sure it was on the To Do list - “Accuse conservatives of violence, threats and vandalism”. Probably had their people lined up - who to make what claims, and so on.

[BitWielder1]

When terrorists attack us, it's our own fault, right?
By the same rule, when some nutcases attack some dem property (if it's even true) then whose fault would that be?

...

Wrong! It's Bush's fault.

[MarkeyD]

I think they should be more concerned about the threats they don’t get.

[zerosix]

Gee, I had a “severed gas line” in my immediate neighborhood. I’m anti-Obamacare, does this mean that my life has been threatened by dimocRATS?

[FrankR]

Now it occurs to me that people in government who are suseptible to receiving threatening phone calls would either have that call on tape, or, have the means to TRACE THAT CALL.

Are they trying to tell us they are just getting random, untraceable phone threats?

Where's the FBI? Where's the Secret Service?

Where's the effing PROOF that any of these reported threats, racist slurs, etc., have even happened.

Dear democrats...

WALK YOUR TALK, OR SHUT UP!

[zerosix]

What about the real violence by the left??????

SEIU thug bites off tip black man's finger in St. Louis.

Where's the media on this felonious assault in St. Louis by Obamacare leftist thugs? Why aren't they bringing attention for actual violence against law-abiding people, innocently engaged in peaceful dissent?

Of course, I, as well as many other FReepers know the answers but why don't we hit them all at once for ignoring this and so many more violent actions (instead of the claims of naughty words, pretense of spitting, etc. blown all out of proportion?

I don't necessarily mean "hitting" PMS suffering, Shep but their networks (beginning with FOX for giving us the disgusting "other side of the news" with the likes of Shep Smith and Jerry Rivers a/k/a Geraldo Rivera) and many other insignificant media whores.

[WOBBLY BOB]

Obama: ‘If They Bring a Knife to the Fight, We Bring a Gun’
(2008)
http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2008/06/14/obama-if-they-bring-a-knife-to-the-fight-we-bring-a-gun/tab/article/