Posted on 03/23/2010 2:52:24 PM PDT by dynachrome
Don’t work too hard!
You be missing a good show. Try to catch a replay later.
Thanks to “Molon Labe” at TOS. LOL
DAD AT THE MALL
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, ‘What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?’
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, ‘Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’
That's OK by me but I'd limit it to leaders and stalwarts -- many rank-and-file Democrats are apolitical and are no where near as radical as Rats.
.. and no, as an American, I do not care one whit who comes up with the best plan.
One of my favorite radio shows was "The Bickersons" (Don Ameche and Frances Langford).
Great comedy! But conservative talk radio bickering?
"Where did it all go wrong, Blanche?"
Bickering among conservative talk show hosts tain't funny, Mcgee (Another favorite of mine).
I equate conservative talk show hosts to our Founding Fathers. How did they handle (childish, IMO) bickering? "Ben stole my stuff!" Was there bickering? I'm no historian, obviously.
Didn’t she own three or four homes? I wouldn’t doubt if she is working for ACORN now.
They all work for Soros.
And her Health Nazis will confiscate our salt shakers. $50 fine for anyone caught eating a Twinkie.
There will have to be an exemption for Mikey Moore-on.
Clinton v. Peelosi.
Catfight!
The government is stockpiling truck innertubes for Moore’s bypass.
ROTFLMAO!!!
Dynovite!
hadn’t heard that ad for awhile.
I am glad Savage played the McCain comments about Irish undocumented "immigrants" (aliens).
When New York state initiated a crackdown on ILLEGAL aliens getting drivers licenses many Irish living here illegally left the U.S.
Good.
"Immigrant rights" groups would be screaming "Racism!" if Hispanics were affected. For sure.
And Rosie O’Dumbell. Like to see her & Mikey stuck in a little minicooper.
Nasty blizzard now going on in my area. Snowing sideways and from every direction. Supposed to get about a foot of glo-bull warming.
An Indian man, who had been living in California, went back to Bombay to attend the wedding of an old friend’s son... He noticed that the bride’s family was not of the same caste...but of a lower caste. He wasn’t sure if he should say anything; perhaps customs had changed in the many years he had been away.
Finally, he had a minute with his old friend, alone.
“Is it now normal to marry a lower caste girl?”
“What?”
“I mean, I couldn’t help noticing that your son is marrying a girl from a lower caste.”
“No...no... My son works for J.P. Morgan. She works for Goldman Sachs. Same caste.”
lights just flickered. we’ll see if the power stays on
biden is the biggest butt licker on the planet
Lights flickered again, longer. I’m gonna sign off and prepare for no power for a bit.
i actually quit putting salt on stuff a couple years ago. I was real bad about it, even if I saw someone put salt in the meal i would put more. I dont avoid salt I just dont add any extra, but pepper, yeah I still use that alot
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