Wow. Could they even possibly come up with a stupider idea than this? And it's only the first day of 2010.
Posted on 01/01/2010 11:04:12 PM PST by TaxPayer2000
ALL U.S. mail should be passed through neutron sterilizers to remove pathogens. This is something we should have learned from the anthrax scares a few years back.
These units routinely sterilize food; why not mail.
Currency should be similarly sterilized in central locations.
Yes that H1N1 vacine worked out so well, why not use another government entity/?
This would make a good theme for a movie.
They better not attack on a Friday night. We wouldn’t get our antidotes until Monday (plus a few weeks).
... and in the event that the US Post Office is used to distribute the bio attack, then what?
Ya, right. I can’t even get my mailman to deliver a certified letter to my door. She always writes up a claim ticket and puts it into the mailbox with the rest of the mail, forcing me to go the the Post Office to pick it up.
Yep...a post office movie. Starring? Maybe Bruce Willis or David Hasselhof?
The theme would be this huge regional post office which could save 300,000 people in this area....but the incompetence bred over 100 years...has made this a questionable act. The mail carriers argue over union rules. The manager is doped up on pain-killers twenty-four hours a day. Back-office Willy (played by Ben Stiller) is their only possible hero, but he’s got girlfriend problems with a Argentine dance hostess.
So DC postal headquarters sends a special team to this regional post office...made up of crackerjack office freaks and no real management skills. All of the delivery vehicles fail (they switched to bio-diesel for some reason) and a sudden and massive delivery of Wal-Mart boxes flood the distribution center.
I’m willing to share my script with the right producer ($2,000 and a pallet of Pabst would be sufficient).
Wow. Could they even possibly come up with a stupider idea than this? And it's only the first day of 2010.
Hope no one goes Postal.
Come to think of it, if there’s an anthrax attack, I don’t want the Post Office bringing me anything. Isn’t that how it got distributed last time?
the communist idiots trying to prolong the demise of the usps is a disgrace!!! The united states postal service is about to be useless, and the communists know this and want to prolong their service for votes and control over the citizens of the United States. Time will be telling!!!!
Not reassuring at all.
Better idea: Fed Ex.
Maybe they can deliver food to us when we’re all put on rations.
So instead of just my mail not arriving, it could also be my life saving drugs not arriving. :P
Where do these idiots come up with all their sh*t?
This latest bright idea should work fine as long as you don't cause the union boys and girls to work too long, you don't mind driving to inconvenient locations with inadequate parking where you wait in long lines, don't mind if the "bio aid" becomes lost in transit or delivered late, and you can find letter sorters and carriers with medical training, and you can get everything done between 9:00 am and 5:00 pm.
Of course, in the good old days before ObamaCare, a sane policy would be to use the world's best distribution system to deliver the "medical countermeasures" to hospitals and doctors -- you know, the places and people where most people to to receive excellent health care services. But these are not normal times, and common sense in the Rat administration has become as rare as fiscal responsibility.
This is a joke but I'm not laughing.
ROFL....they aren’t serious are they? The USPS???
Postal Ping
Wouldn’t they just lose it?
Would the bio attack itself, and the aid to help out, cross in the mail?
Here’s your emergency med kit sir, that’ll be $75.50 postage due...
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