Cluck of a find: Chicken filled with cocaine

WTOP.com ^ | 12/04/09 | Staff

[hennie pennie]

>>>> "...Tyson used to smuggle drugs inside his chickens back when he and clinton were in the drug game together down in Arkansas. But he was said to have put his drugs in shipments of FROZEN chickens, so they couldn't be easily searched." <<<<

What terrible men.

[Spike Knotts]

What I learned from this incident is that if you bring prepared food with you through customs, even if you aren’t a drug smuggler...expect your food to have been examined in a very intimate way. I’m sure they washed their hands first.

[GladesGuru]

Sounds like what in the poultry industry folks commonly call a “cluck up”.

As in “That there drug mule done clucked up”.

[Cicero]

You wouldn’t want to know how Tyson treated his chickens.

[dead]

Roger sent me a present!

[hennie pennie]

Did you hear about the horrible fate that befell this chicken?

[hennie pennie]

>>> "About the same time he was smuggling illegals in to work in his chicken killing plants, now they are everywhere." <<<<

You don't say!

Killing chickens in the streets now.

[Libloather]

Chicken filled with cocaine

Crack eggs?

Sorry, that's all I got.

[Lmo56]

Kramer sez, "Now THATS what I call Stuffin' !!!"