[antceecee]

Meghan just shut up and eat your Cheetos!

[MaggieCarta]

Whenever people ask me if I want to run for office, my answer is always no.

Thank heaven for small favors.

[MaggieCarta]

I remember meeting the senator when I was---well, never you mind how old I was---old enough to remember the experience. He was wearing the best cologne scent I have ever smelled. (And, it wasn't poured on just to cover the scent of alcohol--trust me, I know of such things)

In addition to the aforementioned incredible scent, he was surrounded by a really, really, really large group of people, which I can only describe as a "caravan." Most of them smelled like opportunists.

Well, sure, even if I finished this story, it doesn't make as compelling reading as MeggieMac's story. So, I'll stop...

[stockpirate]

Megan should STFU!