Meghan just shut up and eat your Cheetos!
Thank heaven for small favors.
In addition to the aforementioned incredible scent, he was surrounded by a really, really, really large group of people, which I can only describe as a "caravan." Most of them smelled like opportunists.
Well, sure, even if I finished this story, it doesn't make as compelling reading as MeggieMac's story. So, I'll stop...
Megan should STFU!