2 Mass. men accused of killing man, cooking body

Associated Press ^ | Jun 8, 2009 | Unknown

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Strangely, one of the perps admitted that the victim “tasted just like chicken”

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Lizzie Borden by Chad Mitchell Trio lyrics - AlLyrics.net

You can’t chop your
Papa up in Massachausetts
Shut the door and lock and latch it
Here comes Lizzie with a brand new hatchet

You can’t chop your
Papa up in Massachausetts
Such a snob I’ve heard it said
She met her pa and cut him dead

You can’t chop your
Papa up in Massachausetts
Jump like a fish
Jump like a porpoise
All join hands and habeas corpus

You can’t chop your
Papa up in Massachausetts
Massachausetts is a far cry
From New York