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All mosques have a niche indicating the direction of the Kaaba


1 posted on 04/05/2009 3:13:31 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

so, they worship an old meteorite...what a bunch of maroons.


30 posted on 04/05/2009 3:29:10 PM PDT by Vaquero (This is coming to a head....this pimple needs a poppin')
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To: JoeProBono

فشل

FAIL!

A fail worth laughing at, too!
31 posted on 04/05/2009 3:29:59 PM PDT by G8 Diplomat (I'm learning Arabic, Farsi, Urdu, Pashtu, and Russian so someday you won't have to)
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Just how precisely do you have to point your arse in the air for the prayer to be valid?

±10°? ±5°? ±1°? ±0.1°? ±0.01°?

Just when does Allah listen and take you seriously? When does he refuse to listen to you? I wonder if "Ask The Imam" would weigh in on this momentus matter?

35 posted on 04/05/2009 3:36:23 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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"Some worshippers are said to be anxious about the validity of their prayers"

Nope. sorry... gotta do them ALL over again!

36 posted on 04/05/2009 3:36:30 PM PDT by Mr. K (physically unable to proofreed (<---oops))
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To: JoeProBono

uck fislam

41 posted on 04/05/2009 3:42:56 PM PDT by tomkat (grow your ohms)
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Maybe this explains why such a blight has befallen their people?


43 posted on 04/05/2009 3:44:46 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: JoeProBono

Let’s help out and nuke that ****ing place!

LLS


46 posted on 04/05/2009 3:46:36 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer (hussein will NEVER be my President... NEVER!!!)
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To: JoeProBono

I think a few well-placed nukes could get the realignment job done real fast.


50 posted on 04/05/2009 3:51:32 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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In the cabin and on the ceiling of all Saudia airliners is a compass about the size of a wall clock always pointing to Mecca.
52 posted on 04/05/2009 3:59:05 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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Brothers and sisters...can I get a “Heh.”?


54 posted on 04/05/2009 4:00:26 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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I’ve aligned the “throne” in my house to point to Mecca...


55 posted on 04/05/2009 4:01:24 PM PDT by Kozak (USA 7/4/1776 to 1/20/2009 Requiescat In Pace)
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Some worshippers are said to be anxious about the validity of their prayers.

And well they should be, though not for this reason.

57 posted on 04/05/2009 4:04:27 PM PDT by RobinOfKingston (Democrats, the party of evil. Republicans, the party of stupid.)
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You know, I don't want to cause these peoples any more concern, because this is a gut-wrenching issue of whether the niches are properly aligned and all, but....

Some scholars (the non-Muslim types who are either dead or live in fear of decapitation) have serious questions about Mecca being Mo's digs. In fact, they think the town was something called Moka, in the area of the city of Petra in present day Jordan.

So, just saying, the "misalignment" might be the real alignment, and the House of Saud is like, doing a Disney World tourist thing.

(I have to go into hiding now.)

60 posted on 04/05/2009 4:14:04 PM PDT by browardchad
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To: JoeProBono

Muslims are dumb enough to believe anything. Just tell them it points to an even greater prayer amplifier.


61 posted on 04/05/2009 4:19:20 PM PDT by CodeToad (Anyone wanting the government to take over medical care should stand in line at the post office)
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Prayer error ping


65 posted on 04/05/2009 4:28:46 PM PDT by dcwusmc (We need to make government so small that it can be drowned in a bathtub.)
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Wah ha ha ha habist!!!!


66 posted on 04/05/2009 4:30:38 PM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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Gee, I have a permanent marker spot on my toilet pointing towards Mecca. I hope I haven’t been peeing in the wrong direction.


70 posted on 04/05/2009 4:40:08 PM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll)
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To: JoeProBono

Ok, this is laughable, but as an atheist, I see all kinds of hair-splitting of this type going on in other religious traditions, too. And it’s not just limited to various Jewish divisions, either.


73 posted on 04/05/2009 5:03:56 PM PDT by hunter112 (SHRUG - Stop Hussein's Radical Utopian Gameplan!)
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To: JoeProBono

Nuke Mecca!


74 posted on 04/05/2009 5:05:53 PM PDT by dalereed
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One has to wonder about the “validity” of prayers that must be uttered while facing toward a big ugly black rock anyway..... What, Allah can’t handle prayers oriented in any other direction?


80 posted on 04/05/2009 6:01:24 PM PDT by Enchante (Obama Grovels Before Saudi King --- Our Founders are Spinning in their Graves)
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