5 shot at Illinois church, police say

CNN ^ | 3/08/09 | cnn

[Designer]

"I attend a conservative Church."

How fortunate for you.

I thought I was joining a conservative church, based on doctrinal teachings of the parent organization, but our minister has never made a commitment one way or the other, and in January he prayed for the zero's success.

I wrote him an e-mail stating that since O's agenda is evil, we should rather hope that he fails instead.

Two weeks later, his sermon was on racism.

So now I am a racist and I am afraid that I am in a church with a stupid minister.

[Designer]

"The problem with your plan is who would be appointed to decide who is liberal or who just isn’t quite conservative enough."

Me.

I could do it.

Silly of you to ask.