Woo hoo!! Our First Quarter 2009 FReepathon is underway!! (Thread VII)

Click here to pledge your support. Thank you very much! ^ | Jan 27, 2009 | Jim Robinson

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George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary
with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered,
a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly.
George brushed her off.

Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."

"Harriet, she's a prostitute."

"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"

"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."

In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for 'Bambi' to
come to room 1217.

"Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough
to hear us, OK?"

Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in,
swirling her hips provocatively. George asked, "How much do you charge?"

"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."

Even George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."

Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can
buy sex for that price."

"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."

After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, "I just can't
believe it!"

George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."

At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George,
pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25?"

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Woo hoo!!

We have incoming:

$50 from North Carolina
$20 from California
$75 from Washington
$10 from Nebraska
$10 from California
$20 from Never Never Land
$30 from Ohio

Thank you all very much!!

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Woo hoo!!

We have incoming:

$50 from North Carolina
$20 from California
$75 from Washington
$10 from Nebraska
$10 from California
$20 from Never Never Land
$30 from Ohio

Thank you all very much!!

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2009 Q1 FReepathon. Target: $80,000

Receipts & Pledges to-date: $34,470

43%

Woo hoo!! FORTY-THREE percent!! Way to go FReepers and Lurkers!! Thank you all very much!!

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   Q1 2009 Scoreboard -- ranked by total receipts   

Rank	Location	Receipts	Donors/Avg		Freepers/Avg		Monthlies
1	California	$4,502.34	156	$28.86		$	$1,404.67	83
2	Texas	3,356.99	115	29.19			1,107.00	65
3	Florida	2,380.00	65	36.62			743.00	40
4	Ohio	1,654.00	35	47.26			540.00	14
5	Virginia	1,630.00	45	36.22			390.00	23
6	New York	1,202.76	42	28.64			400.26	21
7	New Jersey	1,180.00	25	47.20			220.00	10
8	Washington	1,075.00	31	34.68			303.00	20
9	Pennsylvania	1,020.00	32	31.88			278.00	17
10	Maryland	960.00	23	41.74			225.00	12
11	Georgia	918.24	35	26.24			315.00	15
12	Colorado	913.16	20	45.66			200.00	12
13	Connecticut	695.00	14	49.64			40.00	2
14	Illinois	677.00	29	23.34			245.00	11
15	Arizona	640.00	23	27.83			200.00	13
16	Indiana	590.00	17	34.71			110.00	6
17	Massachusetts	578.20	30	19.27			245.00	15
18	Wisconsin	505.00	22	22.95			105.00	8
19	South Carolina	490.00	18	27.22			55.00	5
20	Alabama	470.00	21	22.38			199.00	13
21	Missouri	444.00	24	18.50			149.00	13
22	Michigan	425.00	16	26.56			80.00	7
23	North Carolina	413.00	23	17.96			133.00	12
24	Oregon	405.00	12	33.75			60.00	5
25	Alaska	385.00	10	38.50			60.00	2
26	Louisiana	340.00	10	34.00			90.00	6
27	New Hampshire	320.00	6	53.33
28	Arkansas	310.00	8	38.75			60.00	5
29	Oklahoma	300.00	12	25.00			95.00	5
30	Kansas	300.00	9	33.33			90.00	7
31	Tennessee	260.00	14	18.57			85.00	8
32	New Mexico	255.00	8	31.88			35.00	2
33	Idaho	250.00	10	25.00			160.00	6
34	Nevada	235.00	10	23.50			75.00	4
35	Montana	215.00	7	30.71			45.00	3
36	Utah	210.00	11	19.09			110.00	7
37	Germany	200.00	3	66.67
38	Iraq	200.00	1	200.00
39	Maine	190.00	6	31.67			70.00	3
40	Mississippi	160.00	11	14.55			105.00	6
41	Minnesota	155.00	8	19.38			50.00	6
42	Sweden	150.00	1	150.00
43	Canada	135.00	5	27.00			20.00	2
44	Kentucky	130.00	4	32.50			5.00	1
45	Nebraska	125.00	5	25.00			57.50	3
46	Australia	120.00	2	60.00
47	Thailand	100.00	1	100.00
48	Armed Forces - Europe	95.00	4	23.75			25.00	2
49	Rhode Island	95.00	3	31.67
50	Iowa	90.00	5	18.00			30.00	2
51	West Virginia	85.00	3	28.33			35.00	2
52	South Dakota	80.00	2	40.00			30.00	1
53	Hawaii	75.00	5	15.00			55.00	4
54	Wyoming	70.00	2	35.00			30.00	1
55	South Korea	60.00	2	30.00
56	North Dakota	60.00	2	30.00			10.00	1
57	Puerto Rico	50.00	1	50.00
58	Vermont	45.00	2	22.50			31.00	2
59	Cuba	30.00	1	30.00
60	Delaware	20.00	2	10.00			5.00	1
61	Norway	10.00	1	10.00			10.00	1
	Japan						30.00	1
	Armed Forces - Pacific						10.00	1
Never Never Land		1,435.69	72	19.94			15.00	2
62 locations total		$34,470.38	1,142	$30.18		$0.00	$9,275.43	539

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Woo hoo!!

We have incoming:

$50 from North Carolina
$20 from California
$75 from Washington
$10 from Nebraska
$10 from California
$20 from Never Never Land
$30 from Ohio

Thank you all very much!!

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, “What’s on TV?”

I said, “Dust.”

And then the fight started.