[PJ-Comix]

When I lived in La-La Land, those celebs weren't so warm whenever we attempted to spearfish at their beachfront properties. They hated when the public used their beaches even though the law said it was public land. All we got from celebs were a lot of dirty looks.

[RedMonqey]

So what these idiots are implying because Bush was president, they could be hateful, irresponsible D$cks but now that Obama is here, they “pledge” to be patriotic, “love thy neighbors”, good citizens.

Do they see how stupid they sound?

[weeder]

Who is the clown with the speech impediment, who kisses his tatooed biceps as he pledges himself to subservience to the Magic Negro?

[NavyCanDo]

Now that is just plain weird. The one guy who said He Pledges Allegiance to the funk of the funkadelia of America was just mind blowing. Later he pledge's service to Obama.

I don't mind a President asking people to get involved in with helping others, service to the community, and to the country. Even Bush did that in 2001. But this is something totally different.

[Larry381]

Here's the remarks I left on the Big Hollywood forum last night about this video:

Just when one thinks that the societal yeast infection which is called Hollywood had reached its lowest point in shallowness they release this video which is so over the top that it’s actually laugh-out-loud funny. The looks of gravitas on the faces of these pustules as they pledge their undying love and devotion for their brown leader is truly a certified vomit-inducer to us commoners. I for one plan to copy this video onto a dvd and play it whenever I need a few laughs, or a laxative.

[montag813]

Jason Bateman’s pledge to only flush his toilet after a “deuce” and not a “single” is by far the most disturbing clip. What if he doesn’t poop for more than a day? Anyone want to use his bathroom? This ranks up there with Sheryl Crow’s pledge to only use “a single square” of toilet paper per use. these people are certifiable, but also really GROSS.

[Bender2]

Re: Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Produce Obama Celebrity Pledge Video

Those who ignore history... will be forced to relive it.

Coming soon to military bases across the United States:

"Ich schwöre bei Gott diesen heiligen Eid, daß ich dem Führer des Deutschen Reiches und Volkes Adolf Hitler, dem Oberbefehlshaber der Wehrmacht, unbedingten Gehorsam leisten und als tapferer Soldat bereit sein will, jederzeit für diesen Eid mein Leben einzusetzen."*

And for the US Civil Service:

"Ich schwöre: Ich werde dem Führer des Deutschen Reiches und Volkes Adolf Hitler treu und gehorsam sein, die Gesetze beachten, und meine Amtspflichten gewissenhaft erfüllen, so wahr mir Gott helfe."**

From Wikipedia's Hitler Oath" page:

* "I swear by God this sacred oath that I shall render unconditional obedience to Adolf Hitler, the Führer of the German Reich and people, supreme commander of the armed forces, and that I shall at all times be ready, as a brave soldier, to give my life for this oath."

**"Volkes Adolf Hitler treu und gehorsam sein, die Gesetze beachten, und meine Amtspflichten gewissenhaft erfüllen, so wahr mir Gott helfe. I swear: I will be faithful and obedient to Adolf Hitler, Führer of the German Reich and people, to observe the law, and to conscientiously fulfil my official duties, so help me God. "

[WOSG]

I pledge to defend American freedom and oppose the Obama administration encroachments on it tooth and nail.

[domeika]

"I swear by almighty God this sacred oath:
I will render unconditional obedience to the Fuehrer of the German Reich President and people,
Adolf Hitler Barack Hussein Obama,
Supreme Commander of the Wehrmacht President of the United States,
and, as a brave soldier celebretard, I will be ready at any time to stake my life for this oath."

[Dutchgirl]

Hilarious transcript of ad at Iowahawk...

Fade in; cue pseudo-soulful electric piano dirge]

Courtney Cox and her husband, what's-his-name: I pledge.

Demi Moore: I pledge.

Cameron Diaz: Me pledge too!!

Courtney Cox: To end hunger in America.

Mr. Courtney Cox: By ordering smaller endive portions from craft services.

Some guy with baseball cap that I guess I'm supposed to know: I pledge.

Stringy-haired Manson girl with creepy gray eyes: I pledge.

Demi Moore: Too-ooo-oo smile more.

(snip)

Come on, I'm really supposed to know this guy? Really?: to go to RaisingServiceAwarenessForTheVoicelessChildren.com.

Okay, I'm going to take a wild stab and say it's that chubby Korean guy from Mad TV: To find a service project that I'm just as passionate about as the mousse product for my faux-hawk.

Totally-wasted-on-heroin guy from the Red Hot Chili Peppers: I... uhhh.... ihhh... ahhhh... monkey funky like da junky...

Jason Bateman: I plehhhhdge... to fondle this microphone in a whimsically provocative manner.

(Exerpt)

Also link to Big Hollywood Essay entitled.."I Pledge to Ridicule Celebrities Who Refuse to Recognize We Are At War With People Who Want to Kill Them, Too"

[Venturer]

Demi Moore?/ Didnt she used to be in the movies?

[newzjunkey]

Partial list of people identified in the video:

Cameron Diaz, Hayden Panetierre, Laura Linney, Dakota Fanning, Jaime Pressley, Ashlee Simpson, Nicole Richie, Ashton Kutcher, Tobey Maguire, Diddy, Alyssa Milano, Marisa Tomei, Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette, Eva Mendes, Eva Longoria, Demi Moore, Molly Sims, Kevin Connolly, Jason Bateman, Lucy Liu, Anthony Kiedis, Marisa Tomei, Aaron Ekhart, Will.I.Am and others