welcome news, if true
The bad news is Osama bin Laden took his place...
If true, we can hope that brother Raoul is coming down with lead poisoning even as Fidel is thinking to himself “suntan lotion? I don’t need no steeeenkin’ suntan lotion, in fact this doesn’t smell like suntan lotion, it smells like some kind of cheap barbeque sauce, why is it so hot in here, and where is all that smoke coming from? and what is all that mumbling and snickering about?”
I’m kinda hoping for a mass funeral attended by swarms of adoring Communist slaves and useful idiots, one where they can stage a mob scene like the funeral of Ayatollah Khomeini where the rabid Islamist throng managed to rip open his cheap coffin and his body fell to the ground and was nearly trampled. Yeah, that would be a fitting end for Fidel, wouldn’t it?
There will be no virgins waiting for him where he is going.
I’d love for the news of IN-fidel’s demise to hit the streets just in time to steal Hussein’s limelight.
Of course it’s true, he has been for the last fifty years.