Posted on 01/06/2009 5:19:26 AM PST by PurpleMan
Well these guys are willing to fight over what’s on the jukebox, we already know they’re dumb. Might as well focus that dumb towards something less dangerous like booty. If you’re gonna spend the night making drunken mistakes it’s better to wake up with a babe than a bruise.
It's spelled KANON! (wields broken beer bottle)
On the new playlist: “Folsom Prison Blues,” “Midnight Special,” and “30 Days in the Hole.”
I detest Jimmy Buffett, but haven’t killed anybody for playing one yet.
There is something more. The tune was the catalyst. Gotta peel that onion back some.
“If you’re gonna spend the night making drunken mistakes it’s better to wake up with a babe than a bruise.” Actually, he didn’t wake up at all.
There’s always something extra, usually pure a$$#0ledness, some people just want to make others miserable. He should have gone for the babe, he’d still be alive.
“He should have gone for the babe”
Didn’t know a babe was involved. Ya got intel (other than “There is always a woman involved.”)
If you’re at a bar there’s a babe around, if not you’re at the wrong kind of bar. If nothing else flirt with the waitress, you probably won’t get anywhere but it’ll keep you out of trouble.
If you’re at a bar there’s a babe around, if not you’re at the wrong kind of bar.
He was at a sports bar.
Was he trying to hook up? Don’t know.
Was he single? Don’t know
Was he married? Don’t know.
Going thru a divorce? Don’t know
Was he recently deployed? Don’t know.
Did he kill, see friends killed or get “blown up”? Don’t know.
All questions that a reporter might ask to shed some light his “state of mind” as they call it or other circumstances.
My favorite sports bar has a painfully cute bartender, just about the perfect woman (cute, knows sports, can mix drinks) except for the fact that her husband looks like he just walked off the set of Zulu Dawn. She’s perfect for harmless meaningless flirtation.
Jimmy Buffet kills again.
So drunk that I’ll bet he doesn’t even remember how he died.
“So drunk that I’ll bet he doesn’t even remember how he died.”
That’s good. If it’s not already a song lyric it should be.
It's spelled KANON! (wields broken beer bottle)
I guess I had it confused with the 1812 Overture.
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