Worst-case scenario is approaching rapidly (crisis growing at Warp 9)

Times of London ^ | 10/06/08 | David Wighton

[lainie]

I live in the desert. We don’t have grubs. Guess it’s scorpions & rattlesnakes for us.

[dfwgator]

Besides, the Detroit Lions obviously aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year.

[nina0113]

No yeast at all? Probably I can get unpasteurized cider at the farmer’s market. Do I bottle it after the two weeks or just leave it in the carboy? In the toasty warm house or in the fairly cold garage?

[lainie]

There ya go. The apocalypse is warded off for now. Now, if the Rams start improving, I’ll get a little worried.

[Mr Rogers]

I’m south of Tucson. Better stock up on .22 ammo and recipes for rattlesnake stew!

[Malesherbes]

Misery loves company. I can imagine how the Europeans would be sneering at us and our troubles if they didn’t have a mess of their own.

[Diogenesis]

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria"

[martin_fierro]

TJD is also down .02!!!1!

[Diogenesis]

[kabar]

They are related. This is a global economy. The Great Depression started in a similar fashion.

[Earthdweller]

Just like deveining shrimp, which is basically what grubs are. Deepfry them and LIE like a cheap rug.

Onion sandwiches and barbecued road kill. If we get us a barn and a banjo picker, we could open us a club house. Whata ya think? Gotta look ahead if you want to be a successful CEO.

BTW..I don't do horse sh*t duty. It's above my pay grade.

[hunter112]

You misspelled rum.

Which should now be cheaper because of tax breaks in the bailout bill. Congress screws up the economy, then tells us all to vacation in Margaritaville...

[Tribune7]

Hey, welcome back.

[TigerLikesRooster]

Yes, it would have been all over Euro media, newspapers, magazines, TV's, radios, and Internet. They would have milk this "American" crisis for a long time. Now they don't have room for such Schadenfreude, which they are so good at.

They are dropping like a rock, maybe faster than U.S. Russian market is "dying," too.

[r9etb]

The words "never panic" send me into such uncontrollable dread that I run around screaming, unable to act.

And if you can't act, you can't panic. It's a perfect solution!

[lainie]

Too bad there aren’t any recipes for stewed tumbleweed. I’d be totally set.

[uglybiker]

[abishai]

[odin2008]

I am blogging from my secret underground compound, eating some of my 3 year supply of Captain Crunch.