PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

WNBC ^ | 9/23/08

[red-dawg]

[econjack]

PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.

Oh, come on. I've never had one cow complain to me about being milked, let alone express suffering.

[usmcobra]

A cow puts out a LOT more than a woman.

I'll file that under udderly unless knowledge.

[Bean Counter]

It’s really getting difficult for me to decide which group is more insanely stupid...PETA or Code Pinko....

[Jaded]

I’m going to be the picture of self-restraint.

[cowboyway]

You girls better get plenty of this:

[Battle Axe]

There are NUMEROUS diseases that can be transmitted through milk.

I would never consider human milk. The cows are all tested and kept clean. You can get brucellosis and TB and all those illegal women in line????Whose going to test them?

[LibWhacker]

What’s next, PETA says we should only eat human eggs?

[RetSignman]

Another good stock buy...invest in breast pump companies.

[RetSignman]

Another good stock buy...invest in breast pump companies.

[Alouette]

Major boobage

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Yes, let’s cut out the middle man and go straight to the source. Fresher that way.

This thread is a real hoot! Some of the comments are hilarious, and very cutting re PETA.

[LibWhacker]

lol

[Louis Foxwell]

PETA, as usual, is a delight. Genetic manipulation has already produced cows that give human milk. Seems as if the market is beginning to blossom.

[Right Wing Assault]

I have the chocolate-vanilla twist!

[McKayopectate]

This reminds me of a joke:

A little boy was watching his grandpa milking cows and he asked him, “Grandpa, why are all the cows smiling when you milk them?”
“Well,” replies the grandpa, “They’re all baseball fans?”
“Hunh?” the kid replies.
“Yeah, because they like the Yanks.”

I’ve milked cows, too. They’re not “suffering” they actually enjoy that easing of weight on their udders.

[Cobra64]

I find this udderly ridiculous...

Before...

After:

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[Jack Hammer]

Better yet - why doesn’t the human race simply cease to exist and stop harrying the poor animals. Oops, wait - then who would protect the poor cows from all those hungry wolves?

[Ancesthntr]

A cow puts out a LOT more than a woman.

Uh, you might want to rephrase that particular sentence.

[Ancesthntr]

1. PETA is nucking futs! They’ve come out against ice cream, for crying out loud. Any idiot politician could tell them that this is a huge error.

2. If, somehow, they get this kind of thing signed into law, I’m considering a career change...always thought about becoming a dairy farmer.