Posted on 09/10/2008 4:42:43 PM PDT by LibWhacker
The Emperor Ming: Klytus, I’m bored. What play thing can you offer me today?
Klytus: An obscure body in the S-K System, your majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet Earth.
Klytus: Most effective, Your Majesty. Will you destroy this Earth?
The Emperor Ming: Later. I like to play with things a while before annihilation.
Munson: Dr. Zarkov! There’s no sun! It’s 8:24 in the morning, and there’s no sun!
Doctor Hans Zarkov: What do you find? The moon out of orbit?
Munson: By more than 12 degrees. This must be some sort of mistake.
Doctor Hans Zarkov: No, it’s no mistake... IT’S AN ATTACK! I’ve been right all these years!
That’s correct. But they’re not talking about the gamma rays in that sentence. They’re talking about “material;” i.e., physical matter. The gamma rays arrived here in March. The matter is still 3,750 light years away and headed this way at 99.99995% the speed of light. Never fear, however, by the time it arrives, the Earth will have moved on. I doubt it would hurt us even if we were still here, being just another attenuated blast of cosmic rays originating in deep space, which we are bombarded with every day.
I think your interociter needs a tuneup.
No doubt a blast from a Q-36 Illudium Space Modulator.
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As I understand it - these gamma ray bursts have a nasty reaction when they encounter botox.
Nancy Pelosi was last seen lining her house with lead.
Nice pic. I hate it when that happens!
So BushCheney shot at us 3 billion years before our solar system even existed and scored a direct hit! Sounds like Cheney’s targeting has improved . . . or deteriorated . . . or improved . . . . Oh, heck, maybe it was a gamma ray shotgun and there are a bunch of fried lawyers in nearby galaxies.
Nahhh, she liked him but he didn’t like her. She was sort of, you know....crazy!
susie
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