Doug Giles: If Bill Clinton Could Juggle Five Chicks, Sarah Palin Can Manage Five Kids

Townhall ^ | 9/7/08 | Doug Giles

[Alex Murphy]

Y’know, there’s nothing worse than having a woman hand you your own testicles in a fight.

"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity." - Deuteronomy 25:11-12

This is a man's law, right here. When Conan became king at the end of Conan the Destroyer, you can bet he made sure there was a rule just like this his first day in office. "Ladies, we respect your right to resolve disputes in whatever manner you feel necessary for the situation. But, DO NOT GRAB THE JUNK."

The words in the Bible are actually those of God, speaking to the Hebrews and taking time to add the junk-grab rule into the supplemental commandments that didn't make it into the original 10. This had to be right after God realized his plan for a male-dominated society had a fatal flaw, which is that the women could prevail in any conflict simply by grabbing the men's junk....

Taken from The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses

[Enchante]

Love it! I think I will adapt that to my new tagline if Doug Giles doesn't mind......

"If Bill Clinton could juggle 5 chicks and an angry wife then why worry about Sarah Palin?"

[bboop]

You are RIGHT! I had not thot of that one — Obama and his momma both work, and those kids are LITTLE. Wait a minute, something stinks.