Posted on 08/30/2008 11:20:51 AM PDT by hole_n_one
We have a cereal killer in Battle Creek, Michigan.
We believe it to be the work of a genetic engineering specialist who used to work in the agricultural field.
That’s right... we suspect it’s a corn flake.
Just Greeaaaaat.
“It’s gotten so we’re afraid of everything” a distraught elf named “Snap” commented. “That’s right” continued Pop. “We just don’t go out at night — not that there’s anything to do in Battle Creek at night, but we do even less now.”
When is that not the case out there?
We have one here in MD too, but nobody cares.
If only ______________*, stuff like this wouldn’t happen.
*pick one:
Gays could marry
Drugs were legalized
Prostitution were legal
Bestiality were permissible
We were back on the Gold standard
Out in the Chicago area the gang banger killings are what makes the news, but who knows what all is covered up.
there’s a Serial Killer just south of the border that has killed 400+ Women.
You’re a naughty one...Saucy Jack
You’re a haughty one, Saucy Jack
A serial killer? Killing prostitutes? Is that why we haven't heard of yours?
Being from the area, I know what you mean....
It would be like a killer in San Francisco ... between proximity to DC and draconian gun laws, the rest of the country is tempted to cheer for the bad guy.
Out in the Chicago area the gang banger killings are what makes the news, but who knows what all is covered up.
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The murder of Donald Young, the gay choir director to obambi’s church who Larry Sinclair claims was obambi’s gay lover..... is - covered up.
Calling James Ellroy.
He obviously missed the diversity indoctrination program.
Why are serial killers always “on the loose?”
I don't know where you are getting the number 400 at. That number is not cited in the article I posted.
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