Official Canadian Government press release:
“37 comrades stood by, horrified, until their Socialist government came to the rescue and saved the young man. Proving once again that ordinary citizens have no need to carry personal firearms for their own protection. The rest of the passengers were allowed to continue their trip, after displaying ‘zer travel paypairz’ of course.”
CANADA: “Proving the US Constitution to be correct every time we open our mouths!”
GREYHOUND: “Now serving warm meals on some trips!”
Now, you have to admit that's one heck of a lead sentence. The "accused," however, weakens it a little. "The passenger allegedly stabbed his alleged seat mate fifty times, allegedly cut off his alleged head, and allegedly stood holding it out to other alleged passengers whilst allegedly slicing bite-sized portions of his alleged victim and allegedly gobbling them like an allegedly rabid wolverine." I guess you gotta cover your legal six but Strunk and White have to be spinning in their alleged graves...
If members of congress would only ride busses.
Passenger #1: Dude! Don’t go falling asleep all over me!
Passenger #2: Bite Me!
Sorry to be a serious poster, but...What a sick, sick world we are living in, where people must experience such dreadful trauma in every day life. Lord, help us.