Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh (The Lord Messiah Spoofs Scrappleface - El Rushbo Laff Riot Classic)

Rush Limbaugh.com ^ | 7/22/2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[goldstategop]

OBAMA: -- uh, eh, eh, uhh, uhhhh, uh, and -- and, uh, because it -- it -- uh, and, uh, on the other hand, uh, I -- I -- I think that, uh, uhhh, uhhhh, uh, uh, uhhh -- and so I think what the United States can do i-is -- is -- is to, uh, uhhh, uhh, there -- there's been, uh, uh, ah! I am so, uh, uh, uhhh, uhh -- that -- that -- uh, aaaand, uh, uh, uh, uh, eh, that uh, so, uh, uh, and, a-a-and, uh, and that's what I think is so important. L-l-l-l-let me, um, um. I'll -- Uh, um, um, uh, um, would -- would...? Um, uh, um, um, uh. I -- I think that, uh, uh, uh, um, uh. With its -- And so, um --

ROFLMAO! And this idiot wants to be elected President Of The United States? This is beneath embarrassing, folks. I just can't stop laughing my damned ass off!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[TribalPrincess2U]

Better when you hear it. Meantimethis just in: July 22 JERUSALEM – For the second time this month, Jerusalem today was rocked by a bulldozer terrorist attack, with the rampage this time taking place just one block from a hotel at which Sen. Barack Obama will be staying tonight.

At least 16 people were wounded when a Palestinian Arab resident of eastern Jerusalem drove a massive tractor from a construction site and rammed into a bus, four cars and pedestrians.

The attack was halted when an armed civilian and a border policeman shot dead the terrorst.

HURRAH for the armed citizen!

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/?pageId=70271

[TheWasteLand]

Wait till you see him in the debates. It will be priceless.

[hole_n_one]

The audio was hysterical and unsettling all at the same time.

[goldstategop]

That kind of fishing around for a coherent thought out loud marks one as an uneducated or stupid person. And this guy received the best Ivy League education America could give him and he can't say what he thinks. He makes Jimmy Carter and John Kerry look smart.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[goldstategop]

Do we really want a President who sounds unsure of himself? Cause he's not auditioning for the right job with that kind of behavior.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[ari-freedom]

wow. I changed my tagline.

[Miss Didi]

Here's the audio...thanks for the thread!


Note: no uh's are repeated.

AUDIO: The Obama "Uh" Montage, the Long Version

[Born In America]

Don't hold your breath. The Hussein Obama does not want to debate for this very reason, he can't speak off teleprompter. Yea, there will be the obligatory msm sponsored debate but, no town halls with McCain, mano e mano.

[newbie2008]

anybody have audio of this?

[weegee]

Pelosi’s going to be a few months late in trying to Hush Rush with Fairness Doctrine II.

[goldstategop]

He doesn't want a debate. McCain could wipe the floor with Obama in thirty seconds. He really is an empty suit and every one knows it. Without a set of prepared lines, he's totally lost. Listen - he asks to given the keys to the country but he can't even manage his own press conference! Pathetic.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[BossLady]

I wonder if any FReepers have a list of all this retards gaffes and goofs listed anywhere??? Now THAT would be a best seller!!!

[Libloather]

It was classic. And that was just one presser.

[Foolsgold]

What debates,You must submit your question in triplicate, along with all information about your voting records and what color of clothes you wear so the teleprompter kid can identify you and match the pre-written answer with the questioner.

[mnehring]

Wait till you see him in the debates. It will be priceless.

Don't worry, his cult of media personalities will feed his campaign all the questions ahead of time and help him script all the answers so not only will it be better than a teleprompter, he'll have marketing teams analyzing all the 'best' answers.

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

His Manchurian Candidate programming may be coming apart. Soros might have to fly him back to Aspen for reprogramming.

[PaleoBob]

That kind of fishing around for a coherent thought out loud marks one as an uneducated or stupid person. And this guy received the best Ivy League education America could give him and he can’t say what he thinks. He makes Jimmy Carter and John Kerry look smart.

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To this comment I would say, um, uh, ah, I bet you, um, ah, haven’t, ah, um, uh, given any thought at, um, all to, ah, who the ‘Rats, um, will be, ah, running for, mm, presi- ah -dent four, um, years from, ah, now, or 8 or, ah, 12 years, ah, but surely you see, um, that it, mmm, how should I say it, uh uh uh, it always, um, seems to get, ah, worse, no matter how, uh, bad it is. Um.

[lonevoice]

anybody have audio of this?

Yes! See post #8 ^^^^^^^

[Carlucci]

Link to actual press conference on Cspan:

http://www.c-spanarchives.org/library/index.php?main_page=product_video_info&tID=5&src=atom&atom=todays_events.xml&products_id=206517-1