‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ Hits Women Much More

NY Slimes ^ | 22 June 08 | THOM SHANKER

[Grizzled Bear]

Some homosexual men grow up and want to pursue masculine activities like soldering.

Straight guys are more likely to pursue welding.

[So Circumstanced]

News Flash ! :

Women are more prone to venting their innermost personal thoughts than men !!!

WHO’d a thunk it?!

[OneLoyalAmerican]

Greetings SkyPilot:

“Don’t ask, don’t tell” always was a farce; meant to disrupt good order and discipline. Sailors, male and female, always fell in love while on shore leave.

It used to be when they wanted to stay with their new lover, Masterchief would say: That’s too bad sailor, get on the boat. And they might add: “But Masterchief, I’m queer.”

Before don’t ask, don’t tell, Masterchief might say: Sounds like a personal problem sailor, now shut your c*** **cker and get on the boat.

Today, pro-bono homosexual activist lawyers are standing by to make sure they get off the boat.

Cheers,
OLA

[xzins]

Without telling what percentage were in their first 1.5 years of service, it is impossible to evaluate such information.

The easy way out of the military at the entry level is a claim of homosexuality.

[xzins]

It would also be good to know the percentage of claims made either prior to or during a deployment to Iraq/Afghan.

[gr8eman]

Some homosexual men grow up and want to pursue masculine activities like soldering.

Actually, women with smaller fingers than men are really good at soldering small wire connections because they handle the connectors more easily than men with larger fingers.

[elcid1970]

There was a scene in a Vietnam War novel where somebody wanted out by way of a Section 8 Undesirable Discharge. He walks into the commander’s tent, salutes, and says, “Sir, I’m queer!”

The captain gets up, and walks up real close to the private while appearing to be unfastening his belt buckle, and replies, “Prove it, soldier. Right here, right now!”

The private backs away stammering, “Now, now, wait a minute, sir, you’ve got this all wrong! I’m not really queer, I’m really not!”

“Then stop saying you are and get back to your post. Dismissed!”

[cajungirl]

I do think Lesbian women might join the military in far greater numbers than heterosexual women for obvious reasons.

[Titan Magroyne]

bfl

[Titan Magroyne]

I remember telling a few crybaby draftees that if they really wanted out, all they had to do was wait until the DI came in to wake us up...... and then kiss him good morning. ;>) Buhahahahahahahahaha!