Barack Obama Is Proud of You For Voting For Him (Actual Quote)

New York Times ^ | June 6, 2008

[Dajjal]

ROTFL!!! What a maroon!

Thanks for the ping!

[jonathonandjennifer]

Liberal,Marxist,Narcissist,Communist they all seem to have one thing in common. A monster ego.

[jimfree]

I too am humble. In fact it’s one of my finest qualities!

[silverleaf]

“I’m very proud of America giving me this opportunity,” Mr. Obama said. “It’s a sign of enormous growth in this country.”

Now my children- Go to your homes, reset your thermostats above 72 degrees, enjoy a humble caloric-limited meal, cling to your Bibles, and await further instructions as to how I, Barack bin Obama, will help you CHANGE!

[Piquaboy]

You are not to critize the a$$hole. Didn’t you hear him?

[tacticalogic]

Primer, case, powder, bullet.
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What? Uh, yeah. I'm touched. All hail Obama.

Primer, case, powder, bullet.
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[swarthyguy]

But if he loses in November, get ready for such self flagellation that we’ll make the Shia Ashura parades look like kindergarten.

[astounded]

“Now that the interfamily squabble is done,” Mr. Obama said”...

Interfamily? The term would be “intrafamily”. What a dunce. He seems to have no ability to speak on his feet without a Teleprompter.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Ha. How’s THIS for a tagline change?

[GOPJ]

bttt

[Shermy]

I forgot about that one.

One of the worst of the worst.

Thanks. Taglined.