Posted on 05/22/2008 7:03:16 AM PDT by mnehring
I feel like Scooby getting tricked into doing something dangerous and stupid for a lousy Scooby Snack.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Well..it is the political season....and I guess Michelle has made it clear that she’s supporting Obama. Hope she enjoys her current freedom of the press....because it will most certainly be curtailed when she gets Obama elected.
1.It'll really annoy our enemies overseas-the EU, the media of which has all but anointed Obama, and all the Turd World moslem countries, who are speaking more and more openly about a BHO election as a victory for islam.
2.Even the possibility of President BHO giving HRC a SC seat as a consolation prize is reason enough to vote for McCain.
3.McCain has a clue about the need for a strong US military.
4.McCain isn't married to HRC, Teresa Heinz-Kerry, OR Michelle Obama. (I thought I hated HRC till I met THK. I thought I loathed THK, but MO is even more nauseating.Are the Democrats TRYING to find nominees with loathsome wives?)
McCain, please have one of your operatives contact me via freepmail, so I can give you my mailing address. Make the check payable to cash, please.
MCCAIN: Not quite as liberal as the other guy.
Now gimme my points!
Points for saying good things about McCain?
Sort of like “frequent liar miles”?
No blackout dates. LOL!
“Sen. McCain is the warmest, kindest, smartest, nicest person I’ve ever known.” ~indcons
Actually, I’ve never met the senator but I want some points too. What do I get for the post above?
Not enthusiastic enough.
Now that was just horrible, no points for you!
"John McCain Will Work With States To Establish A Guaranteed Access Plan. As President, John McCain will work with governors to develop a best practice model that states can follow - a Guaranteed Access Plan or GAP - that would reflect the best experience of the states to ensure [high risk] patients have access to health coverage. " --from 'Straight Talk on Health System Reform'.
John McCain's (who spent more than five years as a prisoner of war in Vietnam) secret plan to win the war on global warming involves a cap and trade system, and this will be a free-market approach (because McCain is glorious enough to redefine what "free-market" means).
John McCain (who spent more than five years as a prisoner of war in Vietnam) will protect free-speech. Everyone knows that organizations like the NRA are out to destroy America through their lobbying efforts. Democracy can only survive if we make sure that organized groups of citizens voluntarily seeking out some 'special interest' do not pollute the political realm with their dirty money. McCain will make sure the voice of the people is heard!
John McCain (who spent more than five years as a prisoner of war in Vietnam) will protect us from 9/11 and the terrists. Did you know that Cuba is harboring hundreds of al Qaeda agents? McCain will make sure that they will be brought to America to face a judge and jury. He will also make sure they are not made to feel uncomfortable while in our care - we all know how distressing it can be to have rap music playing outside your cell while you are plotting ways to kill as many Americans as possible.
John McCain (who spent more than five years as a prisoner of war in Vietnam) will be fiscally responsible. Tax cuts for the wealthy will be eliminated, and undocumented migrants who make less than the sum of their personal family exemptions will be given amnesty and forced to pay their non-tax bill and made eligible for even more entitlement programs. This will widen the tax pool. The second prong of fiscal responsibility is to fight pork-barrel spending. This will protect the ever-expanding entitlement system from immediate collapse by cutting the deficit by almost 40%.
I want the coffee mug.
YOUR pirze will come when you get Obama elected. Good luck with that!
that’s the best reason so far to vote for the guy!!
Oh, now look: you've made him cry.
(How many points for an official Juan McCain Teething Ring, I wonder...?) ;)
Yeah, so what's the problem? :)
ROTFLMAO!!! ;)
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