Where's the Beef? Mystery Grows Surrounding Whereabouts of Adam Gadahn

Conterterrorism Blog ^ | 5/18/08 | Evan Kohlmann

[gridlock]

Do I really need to say it?

[goldstategop]

There's no second act for traitors. We won't miss him!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[ASA Vet]

[xJones]

Adam Gadahn

We're gonna miss that boy...

[Bringbackthedraft]

I wonder if AQ will send their SAO to his family in CA?

[gridlock]

So, does the Predator driver get the Million Bucks?

[Farmer Dean]

Where’s Adam?Ask the birds near the safe house where he got bombed into hamburger.

[Malsua]

Hey, Jihad is all fun and games until a predator turns you into a greasy glop.

[MNJohnnie]

Or he was actually one of ours who we finally pulled out and that explains why we have been wacking the snot out of Al Qeda’s command cadres the last 5 months.

[SueRae]

I really wish GWBs parting shot would be to say that UBL has been dead for at least three years and show confirmation of the demise of many his lesser minions. Maybe even framed and matted pictures of same (ala Zarqawi). I would really really like to see that. Haven’t heard or seen from Al Zawahiri for awhile, either. Are we holding back because they don’t want these cretins to appear as martyrs? Or is it becasue the WOT funds would be cancelled by a short term memory Congress?

[Brilliant]

He’s in the presence of 72 virgins.

[gridlock]

Gadahn as a deep-cover mole, operating in enemy territory? I dunno, he doesn’t strike me as the type. Of course, that could all be part of his masterful disguise!

[TADSLOS]

He’s a radial blood spray pattern.

[MNJohnnie]

Ah but you see. If we were willing to pull him out, that means we turned someone else to use as our information conduit in his place.

(This is where it gets fun, see either he dead, or we have him and they have no way of knowing which so they always have to be wondering just who might be our information pipeline cause the rate we are killing off leadership cadre indicates we are getting good info SOME how.)

[Cheburashka]

Are we holding back because they don’t want these cretins to appear as martyrs? Or is it becasue the WOT funds would be cancelled by a short term memory Congress?

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Both.

[Doctor Raoul]

That’s a misprint in the Koran. He actually get’s a 72 year old virgin.

[theBuckwheat]

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... For Gadahn, it has been a long journey and a strange ideological transformation from his younger days in California spent promoting recycling and environmental conservation.
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Only liberals cannot connect the dots here.

[RDTF]

If Bin Laden was really alive we would get more than an audio recording. Hoping Adam is already in hell with him.

[CholeraJoe]

Best post of the week, and tagline material!

[gridlock]

Only liberals cannot connect the dots here.

I tried to help them by including that snippet, which is really the gold nugget of the entire piece, if you ask me.

Our Liberal betters are trying to promote environmentalism as the highest ideal, and cannot undestand that they are creating a spiritual vacuum that will be filled by Islam, Scientology, Pilates, or some other such nonsense.