Even the background signs witness against them: "One Way", "Do Not [Enter]"...
Rock Hudson and Liberace should have lived to see this!
From “Family Guy” Season 5:
Peter Griffin: Look, I-I know what I did was wrong. [he and Hartman walk into the house] But, you’re the only one I can turn to. [takes his hat off] So, I’m asking you. As a man with no more options...will you take a look in my ass?
Dr. Hartman: [sighs] Despite everything that’s happened, I suppose I can’t ignore my Hippocratic Oath. Alright, drop your pants. [Peter pulls his pants and underpants down. Dr. Hartman puts on a rubber glove] Oh, well this is nothing. Just a little swelling. Probably a minor infection. Looks like there’s some blockage. What the devil is that?
Mr. Sulu: Hello...
Cut him some slack. George Takei was born in 1937. At his age this is less marriage then it is estate planning.