[Men’s Fitness Magazine has just announced that it’s May 19 issue will declare Barrack Obama among the 25 most fit men in America. Yes, you read correctly. The Smoking Gutter Ball is more hail than any marathoner]
Two errors in the first sentence, one involving the superfluous use of an apostrophe (it’s) and the second, the use of hail for hale; I’m supposed to take this seriously?
According to Men’s Fitness magazine (out May 19th), Barack Obama is not just the fittest politician in the race for the presidency - he’s one of the nation’s 25 fittest guys. So you don’t have to wait till next week - here’s the magazine’s reasoning:
“It takes a certain stamina to endure months of 16-hour days in pursuit of the land’s highest office. Obama is not the first politician dedicated to fitness, but the Illinois senator starts every day with a morning workout, whether it’s machines at the hotel gym or a brisk 45-minute run. He’s also quit smoking. Obama can be excused for enjoying the occasional state-fair corn dog because he mostly stays away from fatty foods. He’s also, as we’ve seen, a bit of a baller. Nicknamed “Barry O’Bomber” for his jump shot, the former high school hoopster now releases stress during pickup games—including one on every primary day. “He’s wiry-looking but actually pretty strong,” former Duke player and Obama staffer Reggie Love has said. “And he hates losing. He plays hard.” Now that we know.”
...and WHY does “everyone” keep saying he’s so nice looking???
He’s a jug-head who looks no better than Prince Charles.
Gack!
In an interview this morning on CBS's The Early Show, the President spoke about his own experiences with fitness and how his fitness has benefited not only his physical health, but also his mental health. Speaking to Hannah Storm, the President, who will turn 61 on July 6th, had this to say:
I believe strongly in exercise. I exercise a lot because it's good for my mind and good for my soul. But I hope I set a good example to others that exercise is good for you.
Obviously, they never examined Obama's brain.