Kahmsamnida!
Posted on 05/06/2008 12:11:49 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
ROFLOL!!!
Thank you so much! I knew I couldn’t post it as well as it needed to be done—it was perfect!!
FReegards,
Judy
I cheated - I googled it and found the version I originally heard. We still tell that joke because it makes us laugh every time!
Hahahahahahahaha. What a gut-buster! Thanks!
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Grate a little cheese over it. That’s some good eatin’.
I have to add stuff to the ramen, like a scrambled egg...makes a good egg drop soup. You can also add some chicken or turkey to it as well. Tuna even, if you’re adventurous.
Or even just schlep pails of water up 6 flights of steps 4 times a day. Chamberpots down, fresh water up.
Kahmsamnida!
Michelinas between .50 and $1, about 400 calories. Sure, lots of sodium, but balance that out with water.
Poor people are fat for the same reason they’re poor - they’re lazy and they make stupid decisions. “
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True....and everyone knows it, even the porkers.
Wow. Mastiffs are nice! We have Aussies at our house.
Aussies are so brainy—very loveable, imho.
What a great country!!!!!! God Bless America.
Our biggest "problem" is that the "poor" are too fat.
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We the People Sheeple of the United States Nanny State, in Order to form a more perfect Union Socialist Utopia, establish Justice Socially engineer a country of non smoking, physically fit, teetotalers, insure domestic Tranquility Smoking bans in bars, limits on unhealthy food and social drinking, provide for the common defense Universal Healthcare, promote the general Welfare health of the population whether they like it or not, in order to save above mentioned Universal Healthcare entitlement program from bankruptcy, and secure the Blessings of Liberty Dependency to ourselves progressive liberals and our Posterity Hitler Youth who we brainwash through public school education, do ordain decree and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. Nanny State of Liberals.
Only in the US. People can choose. Sometimes it may take some extra effort to find good prices on fruits and veggies, but, what can I say. We’re all doomed.
Dude, there is no amount of satire that either of us can come up with to out -do this one. Fact is stranger than fiction.
We as Americans have it so good that “researchers” and grant junkies who live off the Gubmint tit have to invent stuff to worry about.
Satire is so, like Twentieth Century, y’know.
Exhibit B: Poor people who don't live in America....
We sponsor 6 children...voluntarily without gubmint intervention.
I get so angry when I see stuff like this:
Attention you stupid POS researchers, go get a real job.
‘complex’carbs??
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