Penis theft panic hits city.. (Kinshasa, Republic of Congo)

Reuters ^ | April 23, 2008 | Joe Bavier

[Stoat]

More witchcraft news:

Saudi Arabia to execute woman for 'witchcraft' (One man claimed she had made him impotent.)

Zimbabwe's Harry Potter (After 107 year ban, Mugabe legalizes witchcraft and wizardry)

Zim Bogus traditional healer held (Told woman to hire mermaids, use bull 'privates' to find car)

[Stoat]

‘cough’

[OeOeO]

I’s a good thing I’m dyslexic or I would’ve fainted.

[steveo]

‘sometimes it hides like a frightened turtle’

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=penis

[rlmorel]

Hehe...cue up the “shrinkage” pic...

[COBOL2Java]

George feels their pain...

[outofstyle]

sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear

They have infiltrated the inner circle of both major political party's in The U.S.

[Jeff Chandler]

Penis theft panic hits city..

New Orleans?

[Stoat]

 

I searched titles and keywords....nothing came up  :-(

[tet68]

Hahaha, and to think Jimmy Carter STILL hasn’t noticed his are missing.

[HangThemHigh]

"claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure."

I take it these folks don't have email.

[rlmorel]

"...I take it these folks don't have email..."

Snort...NO, those people are from Kenya!

[purpleraine]

LOL! Just watched Shepherd Smith read this story with a straight face innuendos and all.

[Patrick1]

Now, we’d probably just laugh this off as people in Congo being a bunch of rubes who have never seen the shrinkage episode of Seinfeld and probably just read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Penis Snatching (”Peno Reducto!”), but just the other day I saw at least two diaries at the Daily Kos entitled “Someone stole my penis!!11!! Look how tiny it is!!” I didn’t click on them, though, out of fear they had pictures.

Question: What is the sorcerer Karl Rove doing with the penises he magically stole from the nutroots?

Frank J

[purpleraine]

Well, screwing up the dems of course.

[Enchante]

Bill Clinton would accuse Shrillary of being this kind of evil witch just before each of his randy outings...... just think of every Clintonista “bimbo eruption” as a marker for episodes of Shrillary’s witchcraft shrinking BJ’s wee-wee.....and he had to go “out” to try to reclaim his manhood....... Hillary does have that effect upon men.

[BIV]

Shrinking in Kinshasa.
Why did HRC buy TV time in Africa?

[Gritty]

[johniegrad]

When Barak is president, he could prevent this by proposing legislation for strap-on funding to Africa.