DNA Tests On Air Bags In Fatal School Bus Crash (MN illegal)

WCCO.com ^ | 4/22/08 | Lisa Kiava

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Wonder what took them so long to come up with this "novel" idea.......

Video at link.

[sheana]

He also said Franco is suffering from depression.

“She deeply regrets that there was injury to other people, and she’s expressed that sorrow to me.

And I really could give a rat’s patotty about this illegal aliens ‘feelings’.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Yeah, I’m trying to muster up some tears for this gal. So far, no luck....

[bragginright]

So her boyfriend, who fled the accident scene and the country, got thrown from the van, while she simultaneously got thrown from the passneger seat into the driver’s seat, breaking her legs and wedging her in tightly enough so she had to be extricated.

mmmmm...could happen.

[Balding_Eagle]

Ain’t modern science great?!

This may condem her, or clear her, and that IS how it should be.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

She has told one whopper after another....

If her DNA is NOT on the driver’s side airbag....I’ll eat this Toshiba laptop.

[Levante]

Jorge Bush must be very proud.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Yes. Modern science will back up the sworn testimony of several eye witnesses when this all goes to trial.

[abigailsmybaby]

LOL Yeah....to Wiley Coyote.

[Balding_Eagle]

I think it will too.

[the_daug]

Is she an illegal or just the boyfriend?

[ApplegateRanch]

Depressed that she was caught; depressed that her defense is too lame; depressed thather "boyfriend" deserted her; dpressed about losing her stolen identity; depressed about losing her illegal job; depressed about every damned thing in the book, except what her flak Consigliere mouthpiece shill liar attorney pettifogger claims.

[ApplegateRanch]

Is she an illegal or just the boyfriend?

As illegal as they get.

She was using an identity stolen from a Puerto Rican NY resident.

Took several days to unravel her identity, because she also lied about being from Mexico after they discovered that her identity was stolen.

She is really illegally here from rather farther south of the border than Mexico.

IIRC, she also didn't have a drivers license, though I could be mistaken about that.

[bigjackattack]

there is no way she is lying, these are decent hard working people just in this country to make an honest living

[ApplegateRanch]

If her DNA is NOT on the driver’s side airbag

Her mouthpiece: "Of course her DNA is on the driver's side airbag. Her blood tears, and saliva got on it when she was thrown over the center console and into the driver's seat, breaking her leg(s), drooling and crying. It does not prove that she was driving prior to the impact."

[mkjessup]

The excuses that people will come up with to try and hide or cover up their behavior is astounding.

Back in the 90's, a co-worker of mine was carrying on with a married woman, and after a few drinks they found a little quiet spot off the local highway (U.S. 19 in Florida, not saying where, lol), and it wasn't long before they were nekkid (*note - Jeff Foxworthy has established that the difference between 'naked' and 'nekkid' is that 'naked' means you have no clothes on, 'nekkid' means that you have no clothes on and you're up to no good!)

Anyway, the local sheriff's department shows up and shines a light at the back window of their pickup truck, and the panic set in ... they drove off down U.S. 19 about 80 mph, and by the time the deputy caught up with them, they had gone off the highway, and down an incline to a creekbed, fortunately with no serious injuries.

The deputy stopped and determined they were ok, and took note of their (*ahem) nekkidness, and they tried to tell that law enforcement officer that they were fully clothed before they lost control of the truck, and that while it was careening down the embankment, the force of the crash literally caused them to lose ALL their clothes!

I'm sure everyone knows SOMEbody that has had the same thing happen to them. ;)

[ltc8k6]

His DNA will be on the pax bag, though...

[ccmay]

They will definitely be able to find out who's telling the truth here.

I once worked for a guy who did this kind of analysis, mostly for local governments and car makers who were being sued after car crashes. He had 40 or 50 employees -- engineers, cops, doctors & nurses, computer animation and graphics gurus, mechanics, lawyers, and more besides.

Very commonly, the case was like this:

1. Dirtball gets drunk
2. Dirtball crashes car
3. Dirtball's more or less sober wife gets behind the wheel to deflect the blame from drunk dirtball before the cops arrive
4. Dirtball or wife or shiftless brother-in-law comes up with the bright idea of suing the car maker for bad brakes, or the local government for building a bad road
5. Filthy greedy scummy dung-beetle plaintiff's lawyer is engaged on contingency and files suit
6. My boss's company is hired to show what REALLY happened
7. Usually, dung-beetle lawyer and grifter client slink away in shame.

It was pathetically easy to expose these thieving liars. The best part was when they were so foolish as to proceed to court. I loved seeing the lying plaintiff scum being made to look like monkeys on the stand, and the schadenfreude as the dirty filthy greedy scummy dung-beetle plaintiff's lawyers watched their contingency fee fly off into the sunset. God, did I ever love helping the boss take a big stinky crap right in their rice bowl.

I'd go back to that job in a moment. Few things in life offer the karmic satisfaction of making a dung-beetle plaintiff's attorney suffer.

-ccm

[org.whodat]

mmmmm...could happen.

Magic bullet, magic underwear, spaceships, flying saucers. All things are possible.

But I don't think I'll buy it. :^)

[Centurion2000]

The defense will be that she was not driving the van, and it gets down to that.

Fine, she can cough up his name and village from Mexico or be charged as an accessory.

Then put out a 20,000 dollar bounty on his head dead or alive to be delivered to Laredo PD station or Border Patrol.